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The News will try their HARDEST to avoid admitting acts of racism.

Closed caption:

reporter: We’ll never know why he shot those people.

Killer: fam i just wanted to kill black people

Reporter: his motives and reasoning will always be unknown.

Killer: dang maybe she can’t…. BLACK PEOPLE I WANTED TO KILL PLACK PEOPLE

REPORTER: Maybe it was an attack on christianity

Killer: My only problem with God is that He made black people.

Reporter: let’s not jump to the conclusion that this was about race.

Killer: NEGROEEES……THE NIGLETSS…….AFRICAN AMERICANNS

Reporter: We Don’t know what that means

Killer :Dark Brown individuals from the African Diaspora

Reporter: but its not just a black issue

Killer: UPPP GIMME THE MIC. I’M RACIST

me: *names child butter*

me: *accidently brings home wrong child*

me: i can't believe it's not butter

*mic drop*

When it’s time to pet your cat

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

Hybrid wolfdog is very protective of the new kitten.

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

NYU students who back Trump afraid to show their faces. 

“They’re afraid of losing friends, being ridiculed in class, getting worse grades and are even afraid of being assaulted and physically hurt.”