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Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive/search?query=plizzanet+earth

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

She is beautiful fuck off

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

how to draw arms ? ? 

Hybrid wolfdog is very protective of the new kitten.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

i’m sorry he what