The Most Accurate Thing I Have Seen In A While

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I literally cannot watch Harry Potter with my family bc I spend the whole time complaining about inconsistencies with the books

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain