teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
When you don’t want to put money towards an exhaust so you improvise #mazda #miata #mx5 #relatable
Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.
using microsoft word
*moves an image a mm to the left*
all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke
If you look like both I think that makes you Cece.
You look like Pam from The Office
I think I take more after Jim personally
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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