Am I Doing It?

New wave. Stupidgoth. Don’t care about existentialism or any ‘thinking’ shit we ain’t chumps!! Wear black cus I like it no concept behind it I look good that’s it. Don’t know math either

An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

i really don’t know what a fortnite dance is. i see a little fella doing a dance i’m like “rock on” no idea where he learned it. don’t care. his moves are fuckin raw 

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]

im legit crying rn lmaooo

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college