From Matt Lubchansky.

Probably Bullshit But Still A Little Scary: Ethan Is Claiming That His Super Soaker Is Filled With Pee

Tensions are rising over in Brian’s backyard, and you better believe that it’s all thanks to the king of big talk himself, Ethan Hutchinson. Ethan just started blasting everyone with a Super Soaker and is claiming that it’s filled with piss, even though it’s probably not—but still, it’s impossible to be 100 percent sure.

Everyone knows Ethan is full of shit, but at the same time, he’s kind of nuts, so it’s tough to put something like this past him.

It was all smooth sailing over at Brian’s until around 5 o’clock, when Ethan got home from wrestling practice and walked the half block to Brian’s with Super Soaker in hand, making a beeline to the trampoline everyone was hanging out on. This maestro of bullshit wasted no time in spraying everyone with the water gun, laughing the whole time and snorting out how everyone should be so skeeved because they just got shot with his pee. Logan was the first one to tell him he’s a goddamn liar, but Ethan quickly rebutted with a bogus story about how wrestlers need to drink a ton of water so he pees in his Super Soaker sometimes, which is such a bad lie but also sounds like it could kind of makes sense, so it’s hard to know.

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Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea. 

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