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Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t)

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

me on a date: so what do you think about breadsticks?

them: dude I LOVE breadsticks!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Well then fuckin help me like idk how many more I can fit in without the Olive Garden staff catching us

How do you feel about gondorian armor?

It’s 16th century field armour with fantasy elements. The helmet is style over function, very elfish style.

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in