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about your fawkes the phoenixes post, i always thought fawkes was based on a secretary bird. could you draw fawkes as one? that'd be so cool

ayy you mean this post ?? and yeah actually secretary birds are kind of the body type i imagine for em anyway ! maybe

im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!

If Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto) had written Lord of the Rings, not only would Sauron have retrieved the One Ring and regenerated his physical form to get in a fight with the Fellowship, but just as Aragorn awoke the power of his super-ancestor bloodline to turn the tables, Morgoth himself, the Tolkien-verse equivalent of Satan who was Sauron’s master and the oldest evil in the world, would have popped out, eaten Sauron to revive his dark energy, and took his place in the battle.  Also the final fight would have lasted a solid quarter of the runtime in total, like there would have literally been an entire fourth book where they did nothing but fight Sauron’s various forms from sunset to sunrise without a collective breather.

imagine your otp

so since my last snap off blade is officially rusted, covered in plaster, and extremely dull I’m investing in that Opinel…and they have an engraving option.

I know rationally I should put my name on it or something but

You can add ‘Forensic’ before any job title to make it sound cooler.