When Did They Give The Fruit Loops Mascot Realistic Hands

centrists: rioting is ALWAYS wrong

centrists when theres no rick and morty mcdonald sauce:

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

Turning Your Kid’s Drawings Into Badass Characters by Thomas Romain.

An SJW took my dog and put him in a sociology class and now he wants to form a union in my own house

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing