I Can’t Believe I Will Have To Keep Getting Older But Not Taller

A story in four parts

disney: we're going to buy you

marvel: why

disney: so we can put "aint got no strings to hold me down" in the age of ultron trailer without copyright issues, trust me, it's gonna be so rad bro i swear

marvel: bro

spirit animal

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

person: so what's kingdom hearts about?

me: *breaks out into a nervous sweat*

My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen out.

that’s not a fucking cat

this gets funnier as it replays