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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
This is a shot in the dark but have any of you guys studied with open study college? I need to access my portal but I never needed a login because I paid for coursework materials…
If anybody knows anyone who studies with them could you do me a massive favour and ask what the hell the username is meant to be? Is it a student number situation? Email? Losing my mind lmao.
Happy Saturday all, getting really into white lotus at the moment - mandatory fandom mention complete
The Monkey is hilarious in so many aspects but my favorite is "two siblings have a very tragic childhood and they both grow up to be absolute losers"
İ wish i had the mental illness that makes you get a phd
giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.
I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.
hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied
the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.
december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.
That cosmic yaoi hits different
I hope they got a chance to… ya know…. Before….
having a job and knowing how to drive on tumblr is like being a knight who has to live with the serfs
i gotta remember this
parasitism
poem by @growrotten
even if a girl putting up her long hair didn't also carry the Implication it's still one of the most crazyinsane fucking hot mundane little actions in the world watching her gather her hair back in her hands with a hair tie hanging out of her mouth and a few wispy little babyhairs clinging to her forehead and the sweat on the nape of her neck and her arms up and back with the pits showing and the gesture lifts her shirt up so you can see a little bit of her tummy and her fingers back there sightlessly pulling her ponytail together. i should get taken to the vet and put down
Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay
Israel is one of the most racist countries in the world.
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
The Mountain Goats, Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1
i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it
every ghibli movie is better with some guys in it
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