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When someone tells you a plan, if your first thought is “that has to be illegal” it’s probably not a good plan. However, if your first thought is “I don’t think that’s illegal, but only because it’s so insane that nobody making laws thought of it first” then it’s an excellent plan.

the Guardian

Elon Musk reportedly forced Twitter algorithm to boost his tweets after Super Bowl flop

A tweet from Joe Biden garnered triple the impressions than Musk’s game time post, sending Twitter engineers scrambling to boost their boss

Like, I know we just discussed this, but I hadn’t heard all the details and they are just so much:

Twitter chief executive Elon Musk rallied a team of roughly 80 engineers to reconfigure the platform’s algorithm so his tweets would be more widely viewed, tech news site Platformer has reported.

A disgruntled Musk called for an emergency effort after a tweet he sent during Sunday’s Super Bowl game failed to achieve as much engagement as a tweet from Joe Biden, interviews and internal documents reviewed by Platformer have revealed.

The effort was sparked when a tweet from the president, who has 37m followers, generated nearly 29m impressions while a similar tweet from Musk – who has 128m followers – generated little more than 9.1m impressions.

A Twitter employee and cousin of Elon Musk, James Musk, posted urgently in the company Slack at 2.30am the following Monday morning, asking all employees who can code to participate. “Any people who can make dashboards and write software please can you help solve this problem,” he wrote. “This is high urgency.”

Bonus: “Musk seemed to publicly confirm the move, in his own way, posting a meme about forcing followers to read his tweets” [I just saw it, it’s extravagantly misogynistic and gross in a way I should have expected and yet did not].

From Reddit: “Musk kept showing up in my feed, so I also blocked him. That fucker unblocked himself and started showing up in my feed again. This happened twice.”

I saw a discussion on—also Reddit, maybe? About how there needs to be a non-body-shaming phrase for “small dick energy,” and I feel like Elon Musk Energy would be a strong contender.

I may not be a mutual but I’m so tempted to join!

so at this point we all agreed i'm CEO of defending omori (character) right

Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕

I’d like to thank a couple of people here on this humble day.

Thank you to @demiklo , @mario-incorrect-quotes , @lionhartferra , @somescenecatholic , @gigigiaru (and a couple other people I can’t see on my followers page for some reason) for following me.

I’d also like to thank everyone who reblogged stuff from my page (even tho everything on there is just stuff I reblogged. :p)

You guys may not know it but it means a heck of a lot to me. So thank you from the bottom of my heart and may your day be filled with good vibes and yummy snacks. >:3

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck