Shopkeeper, Scared For My Life : If You Buy These, Untold Harm Will Come Upon You, Curses Will Plague

is this satire? b/c if not im storming the capital my myself.

hey ive been on visdurbel recently (if you know you know), and ive seen a lot if black shunks swirling, with a trail behind them. they ar not fish, nut they move in circles, what are they

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

i feel sorry for my drums teacher

I (a 14 yr old) have aproximatley 7 yrs of drums experience and i starte tachingmy dad. Pro: its fiunally a bonding thing for both of us to enjloy. con: We are both EXACTLY the same, and now i have to teach thiss adhd ball of anxiety how to play drums. It drives me insane b/c he bangs on the drums incoherently and randomly and now i feel bad for my drums teacher cuz he had to deal with a 5 yr old with even less self control.

The dryness of these markers put me off art for 2 years

a straw is, effectively, a long donut, hence it has one hole.

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.