Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

Seth Jarvis is just something else

Day 53 of offseason gifs - Sid tries WWE - In The Room S04E04

sid’s gone full slut 😭

There's Only One You Prompt Meme - Dallas Stars edition

hello! the fics for TOOY were posted this morning. the creators will be revealed march 26, but they can be read now!

every prompt was one word and the maximum length was 2,000 words. i compiled a list of the dallas stars pairings:

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jake oettinger/jason robertson

every part of you a constellation - T / 1999 words / prompt: hand

logan stankoven

i'll be far from home - T / 522 words / prompt: lost

matt duchene/mason marchment/tyler seguin

This Could Be Us - T / 1113 words / prompt: dares

mavrik bourque/mikael granlund

Glance - G / 405 words / prompt: glance

mavrik bourque/thomas harley

tip of my tongue, sweet and sour - T / 1455 words / prompt: slurpee

mikael granlund/mikko rantanen

waiting for tonight - E / 893 words / prompt: there's only one you

roope hintz/wyatt johnston

Soda - T / 169 words / prompt: soda

thomas harley/wyatt johnston

million-mile august - T / 2000 words / prompt: heatwave

order up! - T / 1108 words / prompt: tease

reversal from a full nelson hold - T / 2000 words / prompt: wrestle

Risk it all - T / 2000 words / prompt: call

tang - M / 2000 words / prompt: medal

wyatt johnston/tyler seguin

lost in an image, in a dream - T / 1285 words / prompt: lucky

can vs aut | 15.05.24

Nuzzling my face between their legs curiously and burying my face in their crotch while my tail wags

Self-grooming 29 | POST-RAW | 14.05.24

5'4" Nathan Gerbe vs. 6'4" Travis Sanheim