Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

Pretty sure I've read this on ao3 before

Connor heads to penalty box after first career fight | 12.05.24

rating: explicit

relationships: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

word count: 7,688

additional tags: 2014-2015 NHL Season, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Gender Roles, Knotting, Blow Jobs, Spanking, Intersex Omegas, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Alpha Sidney Crosby, Omega Evgeni Malkin

summary: While on a road trip with the Penguins, Sidney keeps his omega on a short leash. That's nothing new. (aka an alpha dirtbag sid au)

There’s something wrong with my brain because I’m watching the intermission report like:

“y’think theirs fanfiction about Hank making Biz behave? Cause I could see it.”

i could not find these anywhere on here, and all my google searches were turning up more and more niche porn, so huge thank you to @thicclasbackstrom for knowing the relevant twitter thread in which to find them!!!

Pet DeBoer speaking about Mason's disallowed goal in OT:

"I’d like to get an explanation. I didn’t get an explanation. I’d heard the referees had talked to some of the players. The players had told me what the referee said but you know, sometimes that gets lost in translation, especially with some of our players so *laughs* I don’t wanna comment on it until I get an official explanation."

Five minutes earlier:

EDM vs CGY - round 2, game 1 | 05.18.22

Bruh how is this team real? And how can anyone hate them??

TELL ME THIS ISN’T FOOTAGE OF A PUPPY LEARNING HOW TO USE A CAMERA FOR THE FIRST TIME I’M SOBBING HE CANNOT GET ANY MORE ADORABLE

new fevers

connor dewar/brandon duhaime | e, 39k

Once is a fluke, twice is a mistake. Three times is a pattern. Four is damning.