I Am Looking Disrespectfully

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

who’s god damn dildo is that

another day another slay for the edmonton oilers’ jesse pujuljarvi

hate that, man

bonus:

There’s something wrong with my brain because I’m watching the intermission report like:

“y’think theirs fanfiction about Hank making Biz behave? Cause I could see it.”

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dylan Holloway/Jake Neighbours, Mentioned Dylan Holloway/Jordan Kyrou Characters: Dylan Holloway, Jake Neighbours, Mentioned St. Louis Blues NHL Team Ensemble Additional Tags: Non-Sexual Intimacy, this was definitely written as a reference to the Blues polycule, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Sexual Humor, sure? mildly? very mildly., Literal Sleeping Together, i am at least the second blues author to use that tag in the past week and i think that’s great, Hockey Injuries, poor holly :( it’s a good thing he has several boyfriends, St. Louis Blues NHL Team, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Kissing, i lowkey shade the oilers a fair bit here just a warning Summary:

It can be hard to appreciate a playoff spot when your new boyfriend is supposed to be out for the first series.

(Title from Walk On by U2)

so i wrote kief having bipolar II....

give him what he wants

Ryker Evans/Tye Kartye | 1,455 words | rated e

Rookie Free Use verse, Blowjob

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Instead of sharing a snippet today, have a fic lol. I wrote this in a haze during work, whoops. But this verse has GRIPPED me and I had to write it! Thank you to @neutron-stars for sharing your anon ask with us!!

Surefire | Rated E | Published: 2024-09-02 | Words: 6,313

Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics | Tye Kartye is bad at sex | But that's OK because he has some experienced vets to teach him | Light Dom/sub | Mentorship | Size Kink | Praise Kink | Humiliation | Kink Discovery | Blindfolds | Restraints | Alcohol

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