Me after checking AO3 for the 264th time today.
When you already Read everything and there’s nothing left
I NEED MORE CONTENT 🥲🥲
I'm just imaging an Au where instead of ghost Yvonne where only Penelope can see her. We get to the ghost of Penelope's mother (We'll call her Mama for now) where only the capture targets can see her.
The first ones to notice her are the Eckart brothers they are having dinner with the Duke and suddenly they see this woman just floating behind Penelope. They had to pretend that they couldn't see her for the entire meal. But she notices that they can see her, she was kind enough to get them alone before she absolutely TEARS into them. Screaming like a banshee about all the nasty things they've done to Penelope, how she wants to strangle them and bury them alive etc...
She later learns that every time the capture targets notice her she gains the ability to haunt things. Mama uses this new ability to terrorise the household staff. From minor inconveniences to giving them heart attacks at night with her hauntings.
Baby Judith: "Mommy's baby"
Penelope: "Your what?"
Judith: "I'm mommy's baby"
Penelope: "You're my baby?"
Judith: "YES!!"
Judith: "And I'm fucking cute"
Penelope: "WHA-"
Callisto in the background: *laughs hysterically*
Oh my god I have all those except King's Cage
HAHAHAHA😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 PRICELESS!!!
Me, chanting in the distance: It was beauty who killed the beast
It's heaven 😱
05/2017 — Fully Booked