Clown!Reader: Accepting any job that helps bring a smile to their customers.
Batman: Hm...
One week later
Clown!Reader: Goes through several hardships that almost cost them their sanity.
Batman: Oracle can you try to do a backgroung check?–
Clown!Reader: Almost unalives after losing their jobs thanks to Joker and his goons.
Batman: Change of plans. Alfred, prepare a room!
😂🤣🤣🤣 I would be Duke in this family
Bruce: Were any of you involved in the bridge that collapsed?
Tim: No, I was with Bernard and Kon, and I have proof. *Pulls out photos of him on a date with Kon and Bernard*
Jason: Why would I be at the bridge?
Dick: I was with Jason *he panicked, normally he is way better at this*
Cass: *signing in ASL* Following Tim
Damian: How dare you insinuate thay I would do such a thing father
Duke: Yeah, I was there. I did it, and I'd do it again. *smiles blindingly*
Bruce: I forgive you, Duke. You're free to go.
Duke: Awesome
Bruce: Tim, you're free to go as well, -
Tim: Great
Bruce: -and I will be setting up a meeting with Conner and Bernard. I need to...talk to them.
Tim: Noooooo, I was there too. We all were, we blew up the bridge.
Bruce: I see. Everyone but Duke, deep clean the Cave, Alfred has the supplies.
Jason: What? Why does Duke get out of it? Is it because he confessed?
Bruce: No?? I just can't stay mad at him. Look at that smile. *gestures to Duke, who is smiling*
Dick: Yeah, the smile of evil.
Once i fix this...Issue i'm going to start wreaking havoc in this game, no sim will be safe after i start! Finna using that new cc from Saruin with the best criminal sim i can create, gotta make'em manipulative as far i can. I'm done playing nice!
—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
Hands
it's hand appreciation hours
Heart candy
reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop
Imagine being genderfluid and feeling masc for the rest of the week, at some point you don't feel like using your because It doesn't suits you at the moment.
So you're like: "I wish i had a different name." Even though you can pick one yourself or a nickname that makes you feel good about who you are.
Imagine how scary it would be to hear a song near your house, a beautiful and barely exhausted voice that captivates those who hear it and serves as a warning to those who do not respect the sea. Sometimes the song may end with a deafening scream, scaring fishermen and visitors to Sulani.
I spent the day listening to the theme songs from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, as one of my favorite characters is Tia Dalma(Calypso) I wanted to do something inspired by her! Even so I thought it would be too little, so why not mix a Banshee with a Mermaid/Siren? I'm gonna cheat on this one, I like to create Sims to fill the world I choose for them and it's hard to like the end result even after I've spent hours on CAS!!
👆More inspiration!
It's my favorite time of year, SPOOKY SEASON!
To celebrate, I wanted to share a new cas challenge: Monster Mash!
Use random.org to select a number within the listed ranges to mash up your monster! & please tag me in or this challenge in the results!
& if you're a member of my discord server, The Crypt, share it there too!!
Cool!
Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better
Man i need help asap! I just updated my game and i still can't get my mods/CC to work!! I'm about to tear my hair off, so please give tips to solve this problem! 😓🙏