https://archiveofourown.org/works/62060377
I love Serenity, and I'm writing a fanfic of her and Zayne. So if the crowd doesn't mind, I would like to share a little funny thing about Zayne and Serenity
(no the fic isn't done and yes I'm self promoting. what about it ๐คจ๐ซต)
Zayne: When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane
Serenity: . . . . Did you just try and make a joke?
Zayne: . . . . Did it make you laugh?
Serenity: . . . Yep. Definitely.
I'm not funny I know, but like, I love Zayne's jokes ๐ even though sometimes I genuinely turn off my phone and do a lap in my room I'm not even joking
THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
Imagine being Hitomi.
You love a strict but well off life with your parents, and rarely get as much freedom as your two best friends. Things are normal, you and your friend have a crush on the same boy, but you don't mention it so things don't feel awkward, but that's really the most notable thing that happens to you.
Until suddenly, you wake up in a factory surrounded by a bunch of strangers and told you were "sleepwalking".
Of course you think: "that's odd," but this probably supernatural experience has probably made you much more cognizant of how anything could happen, and you might as well confess your crush before something dangerous happens to you.
You muster all of you emotional maturity you can muster(You're a middle schooler) and have a serious talk with your friend about your crush, and even allow her to confess first cause you want to be fair.
Eventually, when your friend doesn't confess, you do, and he says yes! You're happy, but also a bit worried at how awkward things may be between you and your friend. But hey, it's just a boyfriend right? Surely you'll smooth things over when you see her tomorrow.
But she doesn't come to school.
Every day she's absent, you get more nervous. Did she run away from home? I'd she just sick? Why isn't my other friend who is much closer to her than me saying anything about it? Why is she so sad? Did something happen to her? Is it MY fault? But it couldn't be that bad right? It was just a crush. You handled everything with poise and grace and maturity, exactly as you were taught, so everything will be fine, right?
Then one day she turns up dead.
Obviously you start blaming yourself, cause of course you would. You start hating yourself, regretting even confessing in the first place. But now you're left with a boyfriend who you feel like you HAVE to be with no matter how unhappy you may be or neglectful he is of your feelings, cause you're best friend died for it, you know? If you break up, then she'd have died for nothing, right?
Idk, I just think Hitomi's situation is very sad in the show.
....gulps.
Caleb girlies....y'all are a bunch of freaks aren't ya (with love)
For my MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [18+] (I SWEAR IM WORKING ON IT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE SMUT WELL I'M SORRY ๐), I have hit a dilemma
GOODDD DAMMM ITTTTTTT
sigh and stares at bank account
I gotta get a job at this rate ๐
GANG IM SO LATE TO THIS BECAUSE OF MIDTERMS BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAFAYEL GOT HATE MAIL ON BIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY???? PARDON THE FUCK???
THIS FISH?? HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!
Rafayel even if the whole world is against you I want you to know that I would always stand by you. And I KNOW there are others out there who agree with me.
Happy Birthday my beloved fish.
It was a beautiful sunny day. The sun was shining, the birds chirping a wonderful song, the wind nice and cool.
It was simply a perfect day. . . . For chaos!
The cookie cleared her throat, then clapped her hands together. "Alrighty then. Vocal cords ready, jam sugar replenished." She placed her hands on her hair to adjust her blue bow, then patted her locks so her eyes could close. "Let the show begin!"
She perked up when she heard familiar voices walking closer to her side, then snapped her fingers to release the hounds she had taken for her grand performance. "Ahem. Aa ahh~ Perfect!" She cleared her throat again, then inhaled. "HELP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!"
"Huh? Sounds like someone needs our help!" She heard a cookie, Gingerbrave if she recalled, speaking up making her giggle. "No! I can't laugh yet, I have to hold it in. HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" she continued to scream, turning around to run towards the cookie's direction with the hounds on her heels. When she saw familiar cookies rushing towards her, she made sure her eyes widened and began to cry. "AHH SO SCARY!"
"Don't worry Miss!" Gingerbrave called out, brandishing his candy cane out as he and his friends ran towards the hounds. "We'll take care of this!"
The cookie ran and hid behind a tree, before poking her head out to stare at them. "Annnd target captured." She giggled, placing her hand over her mouth to hide her grin. After watching them deal with the hounds, she stepped out and adjusted her dress, fiddling with her sleeves. "Um, thank you all so much for saving me!" She said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Those hounds suddenly started to chase me when I was taking a walk. It was so scary...."
"It's alright now Miss." A warm familiar voice spoke up, and she blinked when she felt warm hands cup her own. Pure Vanilla Cookie gave her a smile, his eyes opened making an unfamiliar feeling creep up inside her, which she was quick to shove down. "I'm just glad we got here in time. Here, let me see if I can heal any of your injuries."
"Ah - thank you kind sir." She forced a giggle out, blue heterochromatic eyes staring directly at the bright blue soul jam that was here, HERS! As she felt Pure Vanilla use his power on her, a warmth that made some part of the cookie want to curl up in a blanket and sleep peacefully, she shook her head to quickly get back into character. "Thank you so much. May I get your name good sir?"
"Oh!" He let out a soft laugh. "Of course. My name is Pure Vanilla Cookie, and these are my dear friends, Gingerbrave Cookie, Wizard Cookie, and Strawberry Cookie."
"Hello!"
"I-It's nice to meet you."
"Good day."
"Hohohoho! It's nice to meet all of you." She smiled. "You cookies are so shiny and so strong!"
Strawberry Cookie tilted her head to the side. "Shiny and strong?'
Oops, she might have made a mistake. Oh whatever, that's what improv is for! "Yes! So shiny so strong! The aura you guys radiated when you were fighting was so . . . . beautiful. So inspiring! You guys could be the protagonist of your own epics! Your own stories!"
"Awww" Gingerbrave blushed, Strawberry Cookie let out a squeak and pulled the drawstrings of her hoodie to hide a bit, and Wizard Cookie huffed with pride. Kids, so naive. Well, at least that was solved.
"You four gave me your names, but you don't know mine!" She gasped, removing her hands from Pure Vanilla's grip to pick up the edge of her dress, and gave the four a bow. "I am Blueberry Jam Cookie. It's a pleasure to meet you all!"
"The pleasure is all ours." Pure Vanilla chuckled making Blueberry let out a giggle. "Would you like us to guide you back home Miss Blueberry? It's pretty dangerous in the forest."
"Oh my~" Blueberry Jam beamed. "That would be so! See, I actually came here to get a few more supplies for my trip! See, I'm actually moving out and wanted to gather a few berries, but I forgot my wand back home and well the hounds found me and . . . .well you know the rest."
"Oh! Where are you heading Miss Blueberry?"
A grin formed in her face, and she bit back her cackle. "Why, Vanilla Kingdom!"
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I want you all to hear me out, a "we listen and we don't judge โ" if you will.
To my LaDs girlies/bros/gender neutral peeps, consider this, why choose one boy when you can have them all ๐
Some of my personal favorite parts of my Chaotic Minds - A TGCF Chat/Crack Fic
I am a proud multishipper ๐งโโ๏ธso what if I ship mulian huh
I don't think I need to explain this one
Hey ๐ซตI'm Canadian, I'm headcannoing Shi Qingxuan is half Canadian for this fic because yes. Anything goes in fanfiction
I've heard shit about Haunting Adeline.....of all things to shove up a girls pussy you use a GUN?????? ๐
And yes, Xie Lian and Qi Rong are friends in this fic, leave me alone.
.... I don't have to explain this ๐
All hail Mei Nianqing ๐ซก hes a tired old man giving advice to his friends.
I think this explains itself no? Guzi has a lot of uncles in this story with Xianle Quartet being a couple, beefleaf as well, future JunMei, and last but not least QuanYin.
No because would it be fish mpreg or nah. Yin Yu is asking the right questions oh my goodness gracious.
I love CoryxKenshin gang.
So yeah "WhY are they So OoC!" Gang. I just wanna have fun and be silly, so what if they are out of character ๐ can't I be a silly goose? Quack quack.
Anyways I hope you enjoy!!
gulps
Guys I got a confession....I like Caleb calling us pipsqueak.....and I'm slowly getting used to Sylus calling us kitten....
Past me would be so shocked about the kitten one
MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [2]
Caleb was weird.
Not weird as in 'I wanna lock you away from the world.' you actually found that very normal and very, very hot. What the said about you meant nothing, there was a reason you picked him out of all the other options.
No, Caleb was acting weird because he was focusing on you. He had apparently asked for your number from MC, which she had gladly given him, and you had woken up to the sight of an unknown number sending you a good morning text.
"Rise and shine spitfire! You gotta get to work soon ๐ซต"
You had blinked, then pinched your cheek just to make sure you weren't hallucinating. Seeing that it hurt a lot, you were clearly awake.
"Um, Caleb?"
"๐ One and only"
"Well technically there are many other Caleb's in the world ya know"
" :( well the only Caleb who's food you enjoy a lot"
". . . . damm"
"lol why did you do the ...?"
"dramatic effect. anywho how did you get my number?"
"MC gave me. Now! I'll talk to you later ๐ซตGet ready for work!"
Caleb was weird because on a sunny Friday afternoon, right after your dentist appointment, you found him leaning against your car scrolling on his phone. You had paused, stared at him, then let out a long sigh. It was best to not dwell on how he knew where you were. Normally you would have said MC told him, but you hadn't told her that your appointment was today.
So yeah. Caleb was weird.
As you approached him, he finally looked up and gave you a wide smile that made your heart flutter. "Hey there spitfire!" He greeted, placing his phone in his pocket and straightening up.
You raise a brow and cross your arms over your chest. "Are you here to steal my car?"
"Precisely." He bobbed your nose making you let out a squawk of bafflement. "MC needs to be picked up and I unfortunately have my car in the shop, soo I was wondering if I could use yours?"
You tap your foot on the pavement. "And how did you know where I was?"
Caleb blinks and brings out his phone, turning it around to show you the screen. "You posted it on your Moments."
. . . . Ah. You did. A long sigh leaves your lips and you turn to walk to the driver's seat. "Get in. And in return, you're getting me mochi."
"Roger that!"
Caleb was weird, because he invited you out once to play Kitty Cards together. No MC, no other friends, just you and him.
You narrow your eyes at him over the rim of your cards, and he smiles innocently at you. "You knowww, I can give you some of my cards-"
"I'll bite you!"
"Ohhh kink-"
"Caleb!"
He laughs, purple eyes sparkling with mirth, and your heart flutters, making you duck your head to hide your blush. No, no you couldn't feel anything for him. This was wrong!
You weren't MC. You weren't the girl that helped him in the labs, and you weren't the girl he dedicated his entire existence for.
You were simply. . . . You.
Caleb was weird, because even when you started to try and distance yourself from him, he kept bothering you. Even when you ignored his calls, ran away with an excuse whenever he was with MC, pretended he didn't exist and hid when you saw him in the wild, he still didn't let you go.
Everywhere you went, he knew.
At MC? He knew.
At work? He knew.
Watching movies at home? He sent you reminders to go to bed early.
At work? Somehow food delivery is being sent to your office.
Caleb was weird.
"I'm not her you know." You tell him after months of ignoring him, months of him chasing you, lurking behind you like a shadow. "We might look identical, but I'm not, and will never be her."
Why couldn't he get it through his thick skull! You weren't MC, you were You!
Caleb was weird, because he simply smiled and dragged you into a hug, placing his chin on the top of your head. "Of course you're not MC." He said with ease. "You're my little spitfire, and I couldn't have it any other way."
Your face grew beet red, and your heart pounded loudly in your ears. Caleb was so fucking weird, because he called you his.
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For my MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [18+] the whole premise is that you(Name) gives Caleb a gift.
For those in my MC Twin AU tag list, sorry for the delay!! I've been ummm... staring at Zayne's ass tbh
18+ ๐จ๐ฆ Mihoyo, MXTX/ Other Danmei's, LaDs, Madoka Magica, and moreAO3 Account
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