You Stink :3

Apparently Lads players in CN are organizing to not spend the first 3 days of the banner. Not only for Sylus and Caleb, but also because Infold is separating the pulls rewards and being greedy, if player let this pass they will accept this as the fandom not caring about them separating cosmetics from outfits and making rewards more difficult to obtain in future banners.

For the upcoming banner (Tomorrow's catch-22), Infold separated the hair from the outfit so people need to pull more (85 for the first) for a cosmetic that should be included in the crate, like Caretaker banner with the butler outfit, ears and tail.

Pls reblog to share the info. Likes don’t work in tumblr like in other apps.

Part TWWOO of me yapping to the LADS men if I was in Linkon as myself and not MC

(if you cannot tell I'm trying to heal from alien stage)

Me: Ok so I know you said mpreg isn't possible for you but I gotta ask. If we do have kids, will I give birth to eggs?

Rafayel: Cutie what

Me: It's just a QUESTION DON'T JUDGE ME FISH BOY

Zayne: Lily. . . .what are you doing?

Me: *looks up from computer* Writing a fanfiction

Zayne: . . . . About Caleb and I?

Me: Look. I love you, and I know you love me, but Caleb is right there you cannot TELL ME you haven't thought about kissing him at least once.

Caleb: Pipsqueak why did you get an email about your 'Zayne x Caleb' fanfiction? You're writing a fanfiction about Zayne and I?? Together??

Me: . . . . Why do you have my email? Did I give you?

Caleb: I asked you first

Me: I asked you second

. . . .

Caleb: Am I at least the one on top?

Me: You switch

Me: Ok so. I have an idea babe

Xaiver: I'm listening?

Me: We order take out and watch Parents Trap. I'm too tired to cook.

Xaiver: Oh! I can cook for you -

Me: If you take one step towards my kitchen I will end you.

Me: . . . . Dragon eggs?

Sylus: No.

Me: Oh thank goodness. I mean if it was dragon eggs then sure, but like, pregnancy is scary enough with human babies imagine with eggs.

...I think I'm funny

MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [Caleb]

Unknown to [Name], their first meeting was not at Josephine's place. It was actually at a party.

He was invited to a huge party by his friend, who had been invited by his cousin. So it was like a friend knew a friend who knew a friend kind of invite.

He was calmly sipping some beer from his cup when he saw her. Giggling next to a few others with a wide smile on her face. His first thought was 'What's she doing here!? She should be at home studying for her exam!'

But then he focused on her and noticed no - that wasn't MC. They looked too different.

There was a small mole on this girl's neck, she was wearing a different color palette that MC never really wore, huge hoop earrings, the type MC had said she didn't like were hanging and shaking from her ear lobes.

So, who was this girl?

"Who are you checking out bro?" His friend slapped his arm making Caleb roll his eyes. He followed Caleb's gaze and let out a low whistle. "Oh damn! You sure have taste bro!"

"Shut up." He grumbled, taking another sip of his beer. He watched as she laughed, leaning against her friends and inhaling the drink in her cup. "Do you know who she is?"

"Hmmm." His friend narrowed his eyes. "I think. . . . I think that's [Name]. She's one of Ama's friends."

So her name was [Name]. . . . Why did she look so much like MC?

It wasn't until a few years later that he realized why. They were twins, lost ones. So while MC had been part of the experiments, [Name] had been lucky enough to not get captured and live her life out normally.

When he had introduced himself and shook her hand, more differences popped up in his mind. While MC had a few scars and calluses from being a Hunter, [Name]'s hand was smooth and a hint smaller than hers. He watched as she smacked MC and laughed at her silly quips.

He watched as she devoured the food he had prepared, and was inwardly surprised at the nickname that slipped out of his mouth. Spitfire, matching her fierce personality. She seemed to like it as well with the way her lips quirked up.

It wasn't hard to ask MC for her contact, but Caleb had to play fight with MC when she stared to tease him. "You likkkeeee heerrrr~"

"I didn't say that."

"Caleb and [Name] sitting in a tree. K - I - S - S - I - N - G!"

"Why you little -!"

But the thing was, Caleb did like [Name]. He liked her funny jokes. He liked the way her eyebrow would twitch with badly hidden rage whenever she couldn't get the plush she wanted. He liked her triumphant cackle whenever she won a round of Kitty Cards. He liked the way she dropped everything whenever MC or anyone else she cared about needed help. He liked the way her eyes lit up whenever she was talking about her special interests. He liked the way she seemed to glow when she was simply happy.

But when she started to avoid him, his mind seemed to crack. What did he do wrong? Did he push too far? What could he do to fix things?

Caleb tried asking MC, but all she said was "Girl code, but it's not you. Just. . . . give her a bit."

So he waited, he waited patiently.

And the end results was worth it.

"I'm not her you know." [Name] tells him after months, sadness in her eyes. "We might look identical, but I'm not, and will never be her."

And suddenly, Caleb understood everything. So what if she wasn't MC? Why would that matter? [Name] was [Name], and that was all that mattered.

So with a blissful smile, Caleb dragged her into a hug. "Of course you're not MC. You're my little spitfire, and I couldn't have it any other way."

When they officially started dating, it took every restraint in Caleb's body to not simply take her away. Because she wasn't a Hunter, a mere civilian. She could get hurt.

And since he wasn't always at Linkon, he couldn't protect her.

Whenever he brought up the idea of moving with him, he would notice the way her eyes lit up at the idea, but each time she refused, saying she still has a job here.

What a stupid reason, but a reason Caleb would accept. He would enjoy the moments he could have with her in Linkon. The dates, the kisses, the moments underneath the covers where he could see the most exquisite expression on her face.

When the explosion occurs, and Josephine finally dies, the only thing keeping him from rushing over to take [Name] away was his promise to MC. He would protect her, the same way she had protected him, even if she didn't remember.

When he could finally snatch [Name] away, he sends her a text. Some part of him was worried that she wouldn't take it seriously, that she would think it was a fake and ignore it. But he watched from his monitors with a triumphant smile as she merely removed her earphones, and walked towards the car.

When she arrived at the airport, he easily accepted the slap she laid on his face, and allowed her to drag him down to her level. Caleb merely cupped her face and leaned his forehead on her own, a small smile on his face. She was here, she was here, with him.

That was really all that mattered.

He accepts her anger and tears when he takes her back to his home, and he groans when he finally kisses her again after months of patiently waiting.

Now. Now she was here with him.

When she sleeps, Caleb sits up from his bed and takes her phone, easily unlocking it and scrolling through her messages. It seemed to be the usual thing, texts from MC, texts from her coworkers and friends. Her games, her emails.

Everything was the way he had left it.

Good. It's a pity she wouldn't be needing it anymore. He turned off the phone and placed where she couldn't find it, wrapped his arms around her waist, and went to sleep.

The next day, he turns and presses a kiss on her lips and plates out some pancakes, her absolute favorite. When she asks about her phone, a frown (not that she could see it) forms on his face. "I'll get you a new one"

He hears her pause, chewing faster. "What do you mean by that?"

"I'm keeping your phone hostage."

"Why?"

He gives her a gentle smile. "You don't need that phone anymore, trust me, spitfire."

Caleb didn't want to have to explain anything, because she could get hurt. So he only gave her the tip of the iceberg, asking her if MC told her anything, and offhandedly mentions that someone was stalking her because of her relationship with MC.

He watches as she groans with annoyance, a hint of something he couldn't recognize flashing in her eyes before she laid her head on his chest. ". . . . I'll trust you." She mumbles, and Caleb preens with joy. "But! I want a phone damn it! How will I contact work?! And MC!?"

He bites back the urge to say she doesn't need them anymore. He could just stay with him here, he would be the breadwinner, he could provide for her, spoil her. But he doesn't, because even though he's 99% sure she wouldn't be against that, she would go stir crazy and probably do something dumb, putting her in even more danger.

So he simply kisses her again, wrapping his arms around her. He would protect her in his own way, whether she knew about it or not.

As long as she was safe then that's all that mattered.

I know I said this was the last part, but I lied. There's one more part, but it's an 18+ Part!!!! So ONLY READ IF YOU'RE 18!

I will not add anyone from the tag list to the 18+ Part unless they confirm they're 18+ or I check their page 🫵 MDNI I SWEAR.

Anyways. . . . Did you guys like this?

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Caleb | 18+

Taglist! - @sleepydang @junrui @animecrazy76 @reni502 @yjhcheri @sanstype @smoophie @young-adult-summer @l4venderia

Gang I was playing Kitty Cards yesterday because I'm waiting for the results of the poll to come out right ? And Zayne MADE ME LOSE IM ABOUT TO CRASH OUT

I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES ZAYNE!! JUST BECAUSE UR IN A SCREEN DOESN'T MEAN I CANT CUSS YOU OUT GRRR

Lady of Deceit - 2

Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.

Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?

He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.

"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"

He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"

So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????

"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"

(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠ +(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠ +(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ

After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.

Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .

Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .

In . . . . Out . . . .

Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.

It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!

Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."

Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?

Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"

It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!

It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!

With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"

A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."

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For my MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [18+] the whole premise is that you(Name) gives Caleb a gift.

For those in my MC Twin AU tag list, sorry for the delay!! I've been ummm... staring at Zayne's ass tbh

Re watched the trailer, again , and I noticed something

IS HE SMIRKING DOWN AT US????

When MC/Us go down on him, do you think he always smirks at us when we choke on him? Because we all know the calm ones on the outside are the freakiest after all.

Nice on the streets, nasty in the sheets 😏 But on another note he also looks very breedable so it doesn't matter if I fuck him or if he fucks me it's gonna take alllll daaayyyyy

I love my boys, I love Xaiver Zayne Rafayel Sylus Caleb I love them sm

But I know for a FACT that if I ever wound up in Linkon, not as the MC, but as my own self, dating then would be impossible and that makes me SOBBB

LIke, like take Caleb for example. If in some circumstance the two of us end up as friends or he even shows romantic interest in me and does his whole yandere thing, my dumbass would definitely believe him, but I would also say "Ok down boy 😒 or I'll call you an insult in a language you wouldn't understand like don't TEST me boy 🫵" My black ass won't take shit from him ✋

With Zayne, I imagine myself to be somewhat calmer, trying to match his pace, but as much as I actually enjoy his dry humor, I know for a fact I would look at him like this "😐. . . .Zayne my love never joke in public again."

Rafayel . . . . little fish boy. . . . He and I would banter a lot, but the issue is how far can I take it? How far will he take it? I would also call him fish boy to his face actually here are all the nicknames I would give him

1. Fish boy

2. Ariel

3. fishie

4. Dried up mammal

5. Zoo freak

6. Alien

7. Old ass (because he's like what 800)

Low-key Xaiver and I will be chill. I can't think of anything 🤷‍♀️ I have yelled at him in Kitty Cards, but I'm competitive so it's not my fault.

SPEAKING OF KITTY CARDS! SYLUS. He's a prime victim of me going off when we play cards together imagine if we met in real life🧍‍♀️like I don't play with Uno, I don't play with Kitty Cards. If this man wins Mafia head or not we're gonna have a fight

So yeah....I fear they wouldn't be able to match my freak 😞

So um... I can't draw 🧍‍♀️like at all 🧍‍♀️ but I felt inspired to draw Crystal Milk Cookie (Shadow Milk Cookie) dress in her female form for me Lady of Deceit au because this design has been bugging my brain for so long

So um....I hope you all like it? I know it's not perfect but I'm slowly starting to like it ngl

Lady of Deceit - A PureShadow Fanfic

Filled with rage after Pure Vanilla tricks him, Shadow Milk Cookie suddenly gets an onslaught of memories making him realize that fuck, he was living his second life.

Not like that mattered, he was still so pissed at him! Fuck Pure Vanilla for tricking him and snatching his Soul Jam! HIS SOUL JAM!

No one out tricks the Cookie of Deceit, no one. Which is why Shadow Milk came up with a plan, a wonderful plan! A simple marvelous wonderful plan!

. . . . But why is she suddenly dating the guy she hated!?

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