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Lady of Deceit - 2
Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.
Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?
He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.
"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"
He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"
So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????
"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"
(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ
After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.
Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .
Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .
In . . . . Out . . . .
Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.
It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!
Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."
Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?
Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"
It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!
It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!
With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"
A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."
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Unlike what most people assume, gaining memories of your past life doesn't always happen as soon as you're reborn.
It could be in an instant yes, but it could also take one day, three days, a month, three months, five years, fifty years, a fucking century.
Shadow Milk Cookie doesn't actually remember how long it took for him. All he remembers is that it happened as soon as Pure Vanilla awakened.
It wasn't slow and sweet, but fast and abrupt. As rage filled his heart and the urge to take, take, take Pure Vanilla and crush him because how DARE HIM TRICK SHADOW MILK! THE BEAST OF DECEIT!? HOW DARE HIM! Sudden unfamiliar memories hit him.
A young female staring at her friends as they gushed about a Cookie of all things.
Staring at the game title with curiosity and intrigue.
Pulling on the gacha.
Getting invested in the Lore.
Making theories, joining the fandom, reading stories, looking at art, hyperfixating on Cookies of all things!
Growing up some more.
Dying.
And suddenly Shadow Milk simply couldn't take it anymore, there was no point!
So, she (she?? well, she would work with it, so she.) with rage still making her jam rush into her head, let out a loud scream and teleported away. She ignored Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple and marched into her quarters, the onslaught of new and old memories colliding making her head hurt like hell.
Many things broke because of her rage. Cups and plates? Gone. Paintings? Destroyed, tables? Now a bunch of splinters.
Most people when it comes to reincarnating as a villain always had one thought. 'Oh! I want to be a better person! So I should change my ways for the greater good!'
Not Shadow Milk though. In fact, instead of redemption, the one thing going through her mind was.
"HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TRICKED BY THE FUCKING COOKIE OF TRUTH!!????"
Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles? Lady of Deceit AU was inspired by @toonlestial SM as PV's wife!! Because I took one glance at fem sm and my inner eye opened and all my writers block disappeared
Unfortunately I can't draw.... but I can write insane fics!!! So um...I hope you all enjoy ✨
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Me : hmmm it's been a while since I've posted my MC Twin AU stories.....well college has been a pain due to finals and just life but I'll definitely post soon! How about I try and finish it today -
Installs Cookie Run Kingdom
Me : . . . . Sighs and brings out empty notebook and new Google Doc. Pureshadow is taking over my brain, who are the witches, someone give white Lily cookie a hug, I NEED TO WRITE A FANFIC - NO - I NEED AN OC!
So yeah. Cookie Run has been infecting my mind this is a problem. So um .....how do you even make a cookie run oc I'm so desperate I need to make an OC