HOPE THEY EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES
That one video of Keanu Reeves laughing (I FEEL LIKE I´M DYING)
Russian handwriting
but its important
Oof
can we talk about how Damian’s culture shock had not been addressed in any significant way ever in canon or fanon?
imagine you are 10 years old, your mother loves you dearly, you are told all your life stories of how important and legendary your father The Batman is, you are to be a strong warrior-assassin-son and you excel in your training, your mother and grandfather are proud of you until they say you have to leave.
you lose everything. your home country, language, religion, relationships. your comfort foods, smells, clothes. everything.
you're given to your father who you have been told you need to prove yourself to, you are being treated as an enemy, you have no allies, no one will explain the unwritten unspoken rules especially not your father who has decided you are a nuisance.
they tell you your past and everyone in it is evil, your home is evil, your mother and grandfather are evil. you cannot have any connection to anything or anyone familiar.
your father dies. they all still hate you. they will not let you go home.
I had THE most impeccable dream last night.
What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
Me: hey Australian Freddy fazbear do you think I can take a kangaroo?
Australian Freddy fazbear: naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur
me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??
misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore
What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes
okay but what if they got married >> you ever think about that This silly thing took me three days and my back aches but it was worth it.
which ao3 tag are you?