"No One Believes Me, Everyone Thinks I'm Crazy, And Worst Of All, You Say You're Human And EVERYONE Takes

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

@fangirlotakukid wanted some badger cereal for Christmas and because I'm really extra I used this as an excuse to make a silly comic!