my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN
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Everyone:
The Shape of Ideas
One of those soulmate aus where you have the last words your soulmate says to you written on you.
Each time Danny goes to his Phantom form, he technically dies.
Someone is very confused about why their soulmate would decide to say "I'm going ghost" on their deathbed.
Danny decides to make his identity reveal more dramatic by using his old catchphrase.