Growing Numbers Of The Glowy-eyed Wayne’s AND Tim And Dick Sneaking Out:

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

This machine kills AI

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

"No one believes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy, and worst of all, you say you're human and EVERYONE takes your word for it!!"