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we won

HOPE THEY EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES

That one video of Keanu Reeves laughing (I FEEL LIKE I´M DYING)

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

LMAO I absolutely lost it when I realized Dick was standing in the back and had to bust his way through Tim and Jason just to go hit Daniel first, this is THE original unstoppable feral chaos gremlin Robin and nobody should ever forget it.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant