Did You Kill Me In The Timeloop. Be Honest.

Things that Happen in the Death Note Manga (mostly matsuda-related)

-ryuk tells light to get him a gameboy

-matsuda has stubble for two panels

-matsuda is canonically established as a nepotism hire

-in order to save light and sayu's lives matsuda tells mello he's the second L. mello believes this

-light yagami kills the president of the united states

-light says he'll wear a corset

-light plans for matsuda to be the one to make the eye deal for the police, which would mean light was planning to kill him 13 days later. this makes matsuda shooting him in the finale way better and also way funnier

-lidner tells mello that near thinks the second L is kira. so mello thinks matsuda is L AND kira. i find this extremely funny

-light and misa sleep in fuckin. separate twin beds pushed side by side

-conference call between mello, the entire task force, and the entire spk where mapping out who knows who's on the line would take five fucking venn diagrams

-matsuda tells ide he gets no bitches. this happens a lot

-ide is INCREDIBLY asexual

-mikami turns on light and calls him "scum." get his ass

-there is no heaven or hell in the death note universe. all humans go to nothingness

-ryuk kills light in front of everybody

-light doesn't see L as he dies, which furthers the theory that the animators had An Agenda

-chapter 108 makes an insane amount of sense if you read it under the assumption that matsuda had feelings for light

recently i’ve become enamoured with the paintings of seiji yoshimura. so beautiful

Anyone else struggle to figure out where you want your writing to go once you’ve reached a certain point in the story because you feel like if you don’t get validation from at least one beta reader it might completely flop?

I AM AN HOUR LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!

I’d love to write this to be honest, I need to see this in writing

Death Note au I have that I love (warning a little angsty) where Light isn't Kira, but he is still manipulative and all that. He becomes a detective and meets L on a case and they fall in love. They have that really sweet realtionship where they do sweet things for eachother, go out regularly, and are just so in love.

After being married a few years they become more distant, things are tense between them, and they have stopped doing all the sweet things for eachother. No more surprise dates, or little gifts or anything like that. Light realizes one day just how bad their stuggles have gotten and wants to do couples therapy but L doesn't think they have any problems.

Eventually L gets wrapped up in a case, he becomes obsessed with it. Basically people who weren't good partners are being brutally tortured and murder, and all the killer leaves behind are flowers. Every murder seems very personal and all the kills are fairly unique from eachother but they all have the flowers. (ideally the flowers would mean stuff but im too lazy to try and find flower meanings) He wonders if maybe it is some kind of cult thing where people are killing their lovers or something of that sort.

The case has gone on for months at this point and he isn't going home basically at all anymore because he is just so focused. One day Light asks him to come home, and he's reluctant to but Light is practically begging him to.

He arrive home and Light has set up the most romantic evening imaginable. There are candles, a home made dinner, Light looks amazing, everything is perfect. They have a nice date like they used to and at the end he decides ask Light what it all was for. Light's face sours and says its their anniversary.

Light leads L to thier bedroom so they can finish their romatic night together, on the bed there is a giant bouquet of flowers.

"I've always loved flowers and yet you never got me any, I've been leaving hints for months and you just never got it"

WAIT SO WE WERENT SUPPOSED TO LIKE LIGHT? I WAS WATCHING DN LIKE "GO GAY BOY GO!!!!"

here are my favourite recurring light yagami behaviours:

- *hysterical screaming tantrum* *sudden perfect calm* literally no transition between the two

- responding to a direct question by staring at his hands for five minutes while he thinks of the perfect non-suspicious response, then not actually saying the response out loud

- putting on a performance for the truman show

- alien emulating human behaviour by reading the wikipedia page, convinced he’s doing a bang-up job

- the sincere and unironic belief that adultery will make him look less suspicious

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Wammy’s, and I’ve been involved in numerous Interpol investigations, and I have over 300 confirmed detective aliases. I am trained in solving cases and I’m the top detective in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will wipe you the fuck out with justice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to kill me on live TV? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FBI agents across Japan and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in capoeira, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the international police and an orphanage of murder children and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dropped your fucking pen. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

I think you’ve got it in the wrong order, mate

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make house

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