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Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you’re gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.

I love my little death note corner with all my favorite death note tumblr users and all my favorite death note tumblr users following and interacting with my favorite death note tumblr users and it’s like having a silly little group of friends that you observe because you wanna see what happens next and wanna know if you might get pulled into the action

im actually losing my mind over this screenshot from the football world cup

its just the fact he's writing too?? like???

“How can you not be angry?”

“I am angry,” the werewolf said. “But unlike you, I don’t have the luxury of showing it without being called a monster. Without someone taking it as a sign of proof that I need to be put down like a rabid dog, that I’m just like what the stories tell you.” 

“But everyone gets angry…that’s human.”

“Up until the point when you’re not human.”

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Wammy’s, and I’ve been involved in numerous Interpol investigations, and I have over 300 confirmed detective aliases. I am trained in solving cases and I’m the top detective in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will wipe you the fuck out with justice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to kill me on live TV? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FBI agents across Japan and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in capoeira, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the international police and an orphanage of murder children and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dropped your fucking pen. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

writing is so hard i want to be praised for all my most clever lines right now

…let’s pretend I’ve posted this the 28th

Things that Happen in the Death Note Manga (mostly matsuda-related)

-ryuk tells light to get him a gameboy

-matsuda has stubble for two panels

-matsuda is canonically established as a nepotism hire

-in order to save light and sayu's lives matsuda tells mello he's the second L. mello believes this

-light yagami kills the president of the united states

-light says he'll wear a corset

-light plans for matsuda to be the one to make the eye deal for the police, which would mean light was planning to kill him 13 days later. this makes matsuda shooting him in the finale way better and also way funnier

-lidner tells mello that near thinks the second L is kira. so mello thinks matsuda is L AND kira. i find this extremely funny

-light and misa sleep in fuckin. separate twin beds pushed side by side

-conference call between mello, the entire task force, and the entire spk where mapping out who knows who's on the line would take five fucking venn diagrams

-matsuda tells ide he gets no bitches. this happens a lot

-ide is INCREDIBLY asexual

-mikami turns on light and calls him "scum." get his ass

-there is no heaven or hell in the death note universe. all humans go to nothingness

-ryuk kills light in front of everybody

-light doesn't see L as he dies, which furthers the theory that the animators had An Agenda

-chapter 108 makes an insane amount of sense if you read it under the assumption that matsuda had feelings for light

Lately, there is a desire to draw A.

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit