The Funniest Fucking Thing In The World To Me Is Still The Moment In Pap-papillon (I Think?) When Glen

posted this a bit ago on insta but decided to put it here too >:))

francis’ girlboss arc fr

Interdimensional Bar

(I did not know how to end this comic)

That feeling when you just wanted a little snack of trauma but then accidentally the apocalypse.

Fanart of Jonathan Sims AKA The Archivist, from The Magnus Archives podcast. Image is heavily inspired by Gustave Courbets’ The Desperate Man (1845).

Percy Jackson

Friendly reminder that in the Greek myths, someone who was turned into an animal by Circe was (once they were transformed back to human) the epitome of health and good looks. Also, note that Percy was transformed into a Guinea pig on her island.

Do you have any langst fic recs?

Yes!!

In general, I recommend you check out my #fic rec tag because there's a lot of langst fics there. Otherwise, here's a couple good ones. I've tried to rec a few that haven't been done by me before.

Guide: * = wip. k/l = klance. s/l = shance. p/l = plance.

Asterism* by idas_library. k/l

Pinch of Platinum* by @banditywrites (seriously just check out their whole page. I can't recommend their langst fics enough.) gen.

Challenger of the Maze by ErinWantsToWrite. k/l

Sidestep by jilliancares. k/l

Feast by @icypantherwrites. (again, or anything by them.) gen

Seventh Wheel by AppleCherry108. k/l

Weight by starsandspiders. k/l

When The Floodwater Comes by yourfavouritetsundre. k/l

Touch me from afar by @lokiitama. s/l

Gap year by orphan_account. gen

your voice means that everyone is okay. by OpticalCrown. s/l

Alternate Reality by rona23. k/l

when we are kings by @rosieclark. p/l

seven(teen) again by orphan_account. k/l

Last Defense by wingedStarsong. gen.

Controlled emotions by sasuhina_gal. k/l.

the inattention of the inattentive by Bekka911. gen.

Pursuit Predator by TheStayPuftMarshmallowMan. gen.

My Lungs Feel So Small by childofthemuses. k/l

OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS IS OKAY, ANON! Please don't hesitate to send another ask if you're looking for anything specific. Also, not be self-promo, but most of my fics are langst so feel free to check em out!

I’m 23 already behind on what the kids these days say

I will never not reblog this

Day 12- Your all-time favorite line(s)

(Ep 8)

Number 66

: I am the infamous serial killer, Barry the Chopper!

Alphonse

: Sorry, I’ve never heard of you. I’m from a little town in the east, so–

Barry

: Fine, but even if you don’t know who I am, shouldn’t you at least be a little scared…?! Shouldn’t you be going, “AHHH!” or “What happened to your body?!” Or something!?

[Alphonse removes his helmet, revealing that he doesn’t have a body]

Barry

: AHHH! What happened to YOUR body, freak?!

Alphonse

: Hey… now that’s impolite.

(Ep 19)

Alphonse: I won’t leave you! I’m sick of watching people die! And I can’t just sit back and take it anymore! I won’t let anyone else get killed! Not when I can protect them!

(Ep 25)

Ling

: So hungry, I wish we could find something to eat…!

Edward

: Well, actually. You know… Leather goods are edible. We’ve got a meal.

[Cuts to later]

Edward

: That should do it! Here ya’ go.

Ling

: You don’t have athlete’s foot, do you?

Edward

: MY FOOT IS MADE OF METAL, YOU IDIOT!

(Ep 64)

Edward: (Uneasy) Listen Winry…Winry: Well? What? Just come out and say it.Edward: Equivalent exchange!Winry: Huh?Edward: I’ll give half of my life to you, if you give half of yours to me!Winry: (Realizes that Edward is proposing to her) Aw, c’mon. Do you have to treat everything like alchemy? The whole equivalent exchange thing is just nonsense!Edward: What’d you say?!Winry: Ugh, it’s nonsense! How about I just give you my whole life? [Awkward beat] Uh… maybe not all of it! 90.. maybe 80%? 75.. that’s not enough. But 85.. yeah, 85 is a good number!Edward: [Laughs]Winry: What?! Shut up!Edward: I’m sorry, really!Winry: Edward!Edward: You are so incredible! You knocked equivalent exchange flat on it’s butt in just a few words!Winry: And what’s that mean? Are you making fun of me?Edward: Not at all. [Edward hugs Winry] Thanks for cheering me up.

Edward (Voice-over): There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.

Redraw

*laughs then cries*

When you start an amazing series before all of the books are out:

david gets a little carried away