David Gets A Little Carried Away

The funniest fucking thing in the world to me is still the moment in Pap-papillon (I think?) when Glen rocks in on the dads’ jailbreak after aging 18 years, losing an eye, and learning nothing, and going:

“Hey guys! Hah. Who’s this choad?”

And without missing a BEAT, Beth goes:

“It’s me, Ron”

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

Martin with a jumper that has a cat on it holding a knife. Above it say “Meow-rder!”

I will never not reblog this

Day 12- Your all-time favorite line(s)

(Ep 8)

Number 66

: I am the infamous serial killer, Barry the Chopper!

Alphonse

: Sorry, I’ve never heard of you. I’m from a little town in the east, so–

Barry

: Fine, but even if you don’t know who I am, shouldn’t you at least be a little scared…?! Shouldn’t you be going, “AHHH!” or “What happened to your body?!” Or something!?

[Alphonse removes his helmet, revealing that he doesn’t have a body]

Barry

: AHHH! What happened to YOUR body, freak?!

Alphonse

: Hey… now that’s impolite.

(Ep 19)

Alphonse: I won’t leave you! I’m sick of watching people die! And I can’t just sit back and take it anymore! I won’t let anyone else get killed! Not when I can protect them!

(Ep 25)

Ling

: So hungry, I wish we could find something to eat…!

Edward

: Well, actually. You know… Leather goods are edible. We’ve got a meal.

[Cuts to later]

Edward

: That should do it! Here ya’ go.

Ling

: You don’t have athlete’s foot, do you?

Edward

: MY FOOT IS MADE OF METAL, YOU IDIOT!

(Ep 64)

Edward: (Uneasy) Listen Winry…Winry: Well? What? Just come out and say it.Edward: Equivalent exchange!Winry: Huh?Edward: I’ll give half of my life to you, if you give half of yours to me!Winry: (Realizes that Edward is proposing to her) Aw, c’mon. Do you have to treat everything like alchemy? The whole equivalent exchange thing is just nonsense!Edward: What’d you say?!Winry: Ugh, it’s nonsense! How about I just give you my whole life? [Awkward beat] Uh… maybe not all of it! 90.. maybe 80%? 75.. that’s not enough. But 85.. yeah, 85 is a good number!Edward: [Laughs]Winry: What?! Shut up!Edward: I’m sorry, really!Winry: Edward!Edward: You are so incredible! You knocked equivalent exchange flat on it’s butt in just a few words!Winry: And what’s that mean? Are you making fun of me?Edward: Not at all. [Edward hugs Winry] Thanks for cheering me up.

Edward (Voice-over): There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.

Lance and Matt from chapter 15 of Asterism by idas_library on AO3

Shoutout to their first divorce

And the awkward little sister "I know what that is just repeat it one more time"

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

Do you have any langst fic recs?

Yes!!

In general, I recommend you check out my #fic rec tag because there's a lot of langst fics there. Otherwise, here's a couple good ones. I've tried to rec a few that haven't been done by me before.

Guide: * = wip. k/l = klance. s/l = shance. p/l = plance.

Asterism* by idas_library. k/l

Pinch of Platinum* by @banditywrites (seriously just check out their whole page. I can't recommend their langst fics enough.) gen.

Challenger of the Maze by ErinWantsToWrite. k/l

Sidestep by jilliancares. k/l

Feast by @icypantherwrites. (again, or anything by them.) gen

Seventh Wheel by AppleCherry108. k/l

Weight by starsandspiders. k/l

When The Floodwater Comes by yourfavouritetsundre. k/l

Touch me from afar by @lokiitama. s/l

Gap year by orphan_account. gen

your voice means that everyone is okay. by OpticalCrown. s/l

Alternate Reality by rona23. k/l

when we are kings by @rosieclark. p/l

seven(teen) again by orphan_account. k/l

Last Defense by wingedStarsong. gen.

Controlled emotions by sasuhina_gal. k/l.

the inattention of the inattentive by Bekka911. gen.

Pursuit Predator by TheStayPuftMarshmallowMan. gen.

My Lungs Feel So Small by childofthemuses. k/l

OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS IS OKAY, ANON! Please don't hesitate to send another ask if you're looking for anything specific. Also, not be self-promo, but most of my fics are langst so feel free to check em out!

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why yes i am still thinking about booktuber tim. i am still rotating it in my mind.

(source: 1, 2, 3)

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