Ok, Can Someone Actually Tell Me What Homestuck Is? Like, What Is It About, What's The Plot Like, Etc.

Ok. So this is only my fucked up headcanon.

It’s blueberry chocolate milk. It has to be. Maybe raspberry instead of blueberry, but what other explanation is there other than the mystical Shadow Cow

what sort of animal does one get "shadow milk" from anyway

HELL YEAH, GOOD FUCKING JOB

IM GOING TO STATES ON BASSOON

So cute, I want to cuddle them

New ref of my main oc my silly my shayla

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I'm autistic and I currently feel like shit checklist

Hi there. Are you autistic? Do you currently feel like shit and don't know why? Try this checklist to see if you can Fix The Problem!

When was the last time you used the bathroom? If you answered "I don't know" or "at least 3 hours ago", go now!

Do you need a drink? Go get one if you don't have one in front of you.

When was the last time you ate? If you haven't eaten yet today, consider eating A Meal, or perhaps A Snack. Something is better than nothing, eat whatever you feel able to!

Is there something in your immediate surroundings that is bothering you? If the light is too bright, turn it off. If there is an annoying sound, make the sound stop or reduce your ability to hear it (earplugs, headphones, etc.). If your clothes are bothering you, change them.

Is your space messy? Pick one area of your room and clean it up as best you can. Clean your whole room if you have the energy!

When was the last time you did An Activity? Scrolling on social media doesn't count. Try actively doing something fun! Play a game you like, read a book, make something, or go for a walk.

When was the last time you Spoke to a Person? Consider talking to a person you like if it has been a while.

How long has it been since you did something Special Interest related? Make some time to do that today. Infodump to a friend, have a nice long research session, look at related images or gifs, make art about it, whatever works best for you!

Try stimming actively! Put on some music and dance, spin in circles, go to the park and use the swings!

If you still feel like shit after trying all of these things, you might be tired or sick. Go to bed early and get some rest. Hopefully you will feel better tomorrow!

Hope that helps :)

"come to europe" is the least helpful or realistic thing i can say to trans people and other people at risk in the US but i honestly don't know what else to say. my god if anything please stay safe, organize, and hopefully we can see this whole mess through together

Look at me go, getting a lot of shit done. I’m gonna take over the Gadget tag before you know it <3

Anyway, chapter one! Gadget’s first mission. It goes. Not great, in his opinion. And it certainly does nothing for his identity crisis <3

teamwork 🐝

videogame fans (me) when they see a word

i thiunk they should ban thursdays