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I love villainesses isekais because they always open to some shit like "I've reincarnated as Evilla Von Lily, the empire's only princess and I'm destined to die after becoming affianced to Prince Rytius de Citrus?!?!?" and you think ok so just not marry him, right. Cant be that hard? But then chapter 1 in kicks in like " Evilla, sweetie your father and I are sooo glad you're marrying your Highness prince Rytius otherwise all these 56 orphans we tend to would spontaneously combust. Like, immediately. don't ask, we dont know how either. anyways proud of you" and youre like oh shit evilla

happy Thursday the 20th

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

queerplatonic relationship. reblog if you agree!

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

It’s official

i don't think etho would ever come out as gay. one day on someone's stream he'd casually mention how his husband always finishes the milk and there will be a silence that extends over the entire server. grian kills himself and etho continues as if nothing

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

oh no!

n e ways

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Reblog if your blog is NOT a safe space

RADIATION POISONING

if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

boned lasagna

Bone spaghetti.

not a big fan of this idea 👎

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

i think we should hire 1,000,000 people to eat the bullets as they leave the gun that way we dont lose fingers and we also keep people from shooting them

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

Okay, this is maybe a wild question, but when you think the word "snack"--like say someone goes "I'm gonna go grab a snack, brb"--is there a specific thing that pops into your head? The platonic ideal of the word "snack"? Because I have a very specific and defined one (even though I know it's not the only thing a snack can be, it's just the purest form of the word for me in my head) and I'm wondering if other people have that too

I guess boost for a bigger sample size? I want to get as many opinions on this as I can

Reblog if you'd die in a factory accident in the 20's due to fewer safety regulations and fewer worker protections.

rebungle he

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

1 screenie i forgor

!!

Is anybody else who has adhd also constantly hungry? Or more like feels the constant need to eat something?

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

hey does anyone want 2 see a sketch of false

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?