Wonka: what's the problem?
Charlie: math problems
Wonka: oh, I can help you, let me see
(passes it)
Wonka: alright, um, here's an easy one, if 100% is a thousand, what percentage is two?
Charlie: (visibly clueless)
Wonka: 2 out of 1000!
Charlie: I don't know
Wonka: 2 out of 1000!
Charlie: I don't..
Wonka: 2 out of 1000!!!
Charlie: I legit don't know
Wonka: 200÷1000?
Charlie: I dunno, what percentage is it?!
Wonka: WHAT PER....
Wonka: get your mom
Charlie: why?
Wonka: MRS. BUCKET
Mrs. Bucket: whats the problem?
Wonka: homework
(passes it)
Mrs. Bucket: 2 out of 1000?
Charlie: I don't know
Mrs. Bucket: 2 out of 1000!
Charlie: I dunno
Mrs. Bucket: what's 2x100?
Charlie: oh 200
Mrs. Bucket: Now ÷1000!
Charlie: I don't know!, what percentage is it?
Mrs. Bucket: WHAT PER...
Mrs. Bucket: Get your math teacher
Charlie: ...who?
Mrs. Bucket: MR. TURKENTINE!!!
Mr. Turkentine: BOOM, WHAT?
Mrs. Bucket: homework
(passes it)
Mr. Turkentine: I taught you this!, if 100% is a thousand, what percentage is two?!!
Charlie: I don't know!!
Mr. Turkentine: look, if there are 1000 Wonka bars and you open 2, what percentage did you open??!!
Charlie: what percentage?
Mr. Turkentine: WHAT PERCENTAGE?
Mr. Turkentine: ...
Oompa Loompa: (packing bars)
Mr. Turkentine: (counting)
You’re all about to have a real bad day.
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entry #35
I don't care, I'M HELPING
i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.
i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……
southern europe is burning.
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish.
i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately.
but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves:
An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
Duca, Croatia
A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
Portugal
for all the artists following me
draw fast. it’ll look messy for a long time but you’ll improve faster than if you spend 4 hours on every drawing
if you draw in pencil and have a habit of erasing all of your mistakes, try drawing in pen or marker. i know it’s scary but it’ll help in the long run (i’m speaking from experience)
try different methods and mediums but don’t worry about mastering any of them, just have fun
if you’re not rich, buy art supplies from the dollar store, not the art store (seriously. i go through a sketchbook about once a month and i’d rather spend $4 on one than $15)
there’s no wrong way to learn. you can copy other people’s art if you want to, just don’t post it
DO NOT worry about having a consistent style. do not. just draw however you want
if you want to make original characters then do it. don’t worry about if they’re original, or a good design, or if they have an accompanying story. make sonic ocs. do it. it’s fun and it’s not hurting anyone
try not to kill your back. stand up and stretch once in a while
make a folder and save all of your favorite arts for inspiration
draw from life. draw your dog. draw your teachers. draw your desk. draw your own hands (seriously that’s the best way to get better at drawing hands)
in general, drawing from life or a photo is better than drawing from a diagram
draw whatever you want. draw youtubers if you like youtubers. draw undertale if you like undertale. when i was a kid i drew nothing but shadow the hedgehog and horses. everyone deserves to draw what they want without being mocked, and if people start making fun of you, block them and keep drawing
don’t expect to get any notes at first. don’t let it discourage you. if you want validation go show your art to your mom or your friends or your teacher or your grandma
take breaks, but don’t give up.
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I can't stop looking at this- i keep coming back to this-
Beautiful, just absolutely BEAUTIFUL, the background is just- 👌 look at this beautiful boi
Been wanting to redraw this for a while and I am SO excited to show you ! It turned out much better than I thought !
Hope you'll like it as much as I do ! ✨
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