Like When We Were Seventeen Drinking And Kissing On The Streets

to you i present the gayest homophobe...

hermione jean granger!

hermione's definitely the type of person who'd explore her sexuality but at the same time she considers being gay abnormal because...that's just hermione logic

k so you probably know the YOU'RE gay you're gay you're one of them queers you're girly pop woof audio on tiktok right? which one of them is which marauders era character

literally who doesn't know the sound

YOU'RE GAY- that's definitely remus and james since they wouldn't realize sth even if it's clear af but especially james

you're gay- that's cas and lily. they already knew. it's an affirmation.

you're one of them queers- peter. peter all the way. peter has no other way of confirming that you're, indeed, gay.

you're girly pop- marlene and mary. no rules. and they'll also flap their left hand to prove how gay you are.

WOOF- sirius. not just because they're a dog. that's his reaction. (it means i'm also gay in doggish)

so yesterday i was rambling with eli and then i said something about the slide, but, as i forgot how it was called, i said "wee-hee in the playground", and ve said it was the best thing ve heard that day

i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start

summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021

word count: 196

fork man created 8 direction

sirius: you have to be kidding me james

fork man: no

remus: i'm out

remus: who else is here

peter: just us

peter changed their name into poptart

remus: not you as well

marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering

sirius: says you

poptart changed sirius' name into daddy

daddy: wtf peter

dorcas: what's wrong with you

marlene: he didnt sleep enough

mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am

fork man: jesus

fork man: you need him ✝

remus: you don't

remus changed their name into werewolf of london

lily: i thought you were sane

marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good

ik you smell good: why

marlene: because it's true

daddy: 👀

daddy changed marlene's name into mommy

dorcas: why am i the only sane one

mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit

werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining

poptart: (;

ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user

marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you

mary: @peter he's the worst rn

poptart: stfu

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

wow i didn't know sirius is a dish

they are lmao

what are the next headcanons coming up?

i dont know, maybe you leave me ideas?

for the harry potter 20 questions: #13 and #18. congrats on 200!!

13. he's fucking miserable. he sacrifices teenagers and people way younger than his 100-years-old ass, throws harry (hari) in an abusive household instead of giving him to a loving family and raises him to die, promises people things he can't offer aand the list goes on...

18. i love all of them so much and i think they deserve the entire world. also i am really sorry for them that they couldn't live in brighter times

⚔ -- you are terrified of live theatre plays

🌠 -- :)

CONGRATS ON 200 WOOOOOOO DESERVED <33

⚔- no + i don't go to the theatre

🌠-

and thank you <333