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do you ever just want to restart something and say screw it within the next five minutes

i disappeared from tumblr for 5 months and 1 day and only today, the 10th of june 2023, i announce that this account has gone dead. i'm no longer going to post here, as i have nothing to and i am 1 foot and 7/8 of the other out of this fandom.. @lesbianmckinnonn is the only mf keeping me here with our stupid ideas

so yeah, if you'll see me again on tumblr, don't expect harry potter content. consider me out of this fandom, and you're free to scroll through my page and cringe. i probably will too, someday.

tw-caps

Bro has been working on the same fic for more than half a year and she hasn't posted anything more than 7 chapters and is just about to put it on hiatus because she's brainrotting over another fic.

Sounds like a stupid dude we have.

THAT'S ME!

I've completely run out of ideas for Dare Lovers and what happens between Christmas and what actual action is so I might as well write another fic while I sort the Dare Lovers crap out? Possibly.

OH AND NOW GUESS WHO IS GOING TO START WRITING ON THE FIRST CHAPTER OF HER NEW FIC BECAUSE SHE'S BRAINROTTING OVER IT JUST THE WAY SHE BRAINROTTED on Dare Lovers and then decided to leave it on hiatus because "Hmm what else is happening? I need some fill-in!"

Correct, that's me.

First chapter of the fic is going to pose itself on AO3 until the end of the week! (if I sort myself out to stop procrastinating)

Remus, as a teacher: you see, Severus, as the brainless immature assholes we were as young people, I do think that we have changed to better. And, for what's worth it, I like having you around. Snape: no, you don't. Remus: Remus: fuck, you're right. Remus: sometimes I have dreams where I castrate you.

I could not post this on the bug day (meaning yesterday) so here it is.

Today, the 19th of December 2022, is one day since the 2022 World Cup of Qatar ended with a victorious Argentina. As much as I am not interested in football, I need to say that Dare Lovers' Skittles went big on the final.

Dorcas and Evan were, probably, the happiest people on Earth. As they saw Argentina taking control they kept shouting things like 'Suck it, baguette!' and 'Shove that up your ass, colonizer!' until Mbappe set it to an equal.

Argentina still ended up winning and, as Cas and Evan were cheering and cussing the shit out of France, deep down in his 'uninterested-in-football' soul, Regulus was boiling.

Pandora and Barty were playing cards and watching the match on half, but they were still on Argentina's team.

This can't be happening...My motivation to write escaped! I'm finally going to post chapters from my fic more than once a month! This is the best day of my life! Wait... *WRITER'S BLOCK*

It's halfway through December and I haven't opened my TikTok once. Not going to.

Look, I know that my blog was atrociously dead for almost a month now, but a fucker that picks to waste their time on sending mean asks and can't even send them as themselves but as an anon has sent a very mean ask to My Bestie Grant, a.k.a @queerdeadwizards

First of all, the fact that they needed to desperately hide their identity behind the anon icon is...some phenomenon that I cannot put into words.

I agree, not only people on the genderqueer spectrum hate her. But I disagree with the groups Grant picked, and I'd like to make it easier for him to explain who is against her very-famous-person behavior. Having a working brain works just fine with hating that terf.

Also, what's Miss JKR right about? Fighting with people on the internet who are definitely not going to harm her innocent, untouchable life? Or portraying people suffering from AIDS as non-human creatures (see Remus being an "AIDS mentor")? JKR's not right about anything, and I don't think you are either.

Seeing the fact that Anon has invested their time into sending derogatory messages to people wandering around the internet, it may be that Anon is not allowing themselves to disconnect themselves from their technologic device. I may be wrong about this one.

And, you, Anon, are so obviously a person that is trying to make people feel bad for purely being themselves, and will end up embarrassing themselves instead of giving said people a life lesson. Friendly advice: occupy your time with what's better for both you and people around you.

Peter and Sirius were best friends. Agree, disagree, but you are not changing my opinion. James and Sirius were so much more than best friends, even more than brothers. Hard relationship to explain. But Peter and Sirius were best friends. They'd sneak into the kitchens daily, steal something and watch the world burn as the house elves were looking for the pancakes. They'd go outside after an unsuccessful attempt of skipping school and climb trees to the point where they could see all of the schools' campus and even Hogsmeade. Peter once threw Sirius' pillow out the window, 'as a joke', and they needed 3 hours to convince the Whomping Willow to let go.

And on the 31st of October, Sirius completely lost their mind.

Headcanon time!

james died before euphemia and fleamont did

James: what is blue and not very heavy? Person on the airplane: *has a heart attack* James: light blue!! James: *draws a heart on person's dying body*

Daily reminder!

Daily reminder that Jegulus started as a joke...And now the fandom is centered on it.

News!!! and announcements, of course

After a thousand years, Dare Lovers is on Wattpad! If you don't have AO3 and you want to read my amazing fanfic, you can go straight to my Wattpad page (by the URL of littlequeers)! All 5 chapters are ready to be read, and the page will be updated every time I post a new chapter! And if you haven't read the new chapter, now it's available in two places! 👉

I am planning to start an event next month! I haven't decided what it's centered on, but I'll cover it up quickly! If you want to take part in it as a co-host, you can easily message me :) Me and Austin (@queerdeadwizards) were actually planning to host a Jily event this month, but we forgot about our plan. 😅

And as horrible as I might be at digital art, you can start leaving me commissions in my ask box! They're totally free, I am not going to empty your pockets. This is a promise (I really need to get back into the posting scene and writing things like what I posted today isn't much).

"Good fuck, I hate Meadowes!" Marlene growled, throwing her broom in a corner of the locker room.

"Why are you so angry, Marley?" the team's keeper asked. "They even let us beat their asses up, again!" He exclaimed jovially, high-fiving James.

"All she fucking does is try to fucking distract me" Marlene rolled her eyes. "Plus that she's not even hot, so it just makes her look stupider than she is."

"Seems like someone's angry!" the seeker gasped with a smile, trying to mock Marlene's very plausible thoughts. "Or rather jealous."

"Zip it, Erikson" Marlene hissed.

"Yeah, she's batshit." the keeper nodded. "Why so rude, McKinny?"

"Do NOT make me throw a bludger at you, Miles. Also, I am not rude."

"Oh, come on, Marlene!" James groaned. "What's your problem with Cas? She's a nice girl!"

"Oh goodness. Dorcas, Dorcas, Dorcas! James, are you dating her or what?" Marlene asked impatiently, starting to tap her foot.

"No!" James said back defensively (in Marlene's jealous opinion). "Come on, Marls, the fact that you don't like her doesn't mean that anyone that does is making out with her in broom closets."

"Well, Marlene would be in the closet for Meadowes!" one of the chasers laughed and high-fived the rest of the team. "In more than one way!" he finished, making Marlene blush a "bit".

"Haha, very funny. I'll excuse you, Kristen. You fucking stink." Marlene rolled her eyes.

And, oh my god, what was the team's problem with Marlene? They have been bugging her with 'The Meadowes' thing for ages now! How could they ever insinuate that Marlene has a crush on a Slytherin little crap? She did have the most giant and gay crush on Dorcas, but that wasn't their business anymore.

James: Which brand of underwear do scientists wear? Lily: James, I don't want to be rude but I'm giving birth- James: Kelvin Klein! *laugh*

have some jily because jily

and because i havent posted in a million years

Daily reminder!

james died thinking lily and harry were safe hahahhahaha

dorcas and remus ducked as the house next to them, tall and gorgeous, blew up in pieces, chunks flying over their heads. remus was pressing on his stomach, thick, dark red, blood oozing between his fingers, and dorcas had a nasty, black bruise forming on their cheek.

they were hiding behind an old, worn-out apartment block, next to the trash cans, the smell coming out of it was nothing, insignificant, actually, compared to what had happened prior. the building, which had once been a home, was in pieces, and the dark mark, grotesque, the serpent and the skull, was hanging above the ruins.

they were ambushed. they were expecting a simple patrol down in surrey, but what hadn't crossed their mind was over twenty death eaters, and just the two of them. they had no backup, just the two of them, twenty-one years old.

"quick, hide in there, remus!!" dorcas pointed to the broke down factory, on their knees, shouting over the sounds of horrified screams and things collapsing around them with heavy thuds, casting a protecting shield around them. "the factory's two minutes away from here, and you're hurt, remus, it's not safe!" they wheezed, clutching their ribs in pain.

"cas, you're hurt too," he hissed, "come with me, just do it. quit playing the hero again, this is a life and death situation. you're going to die if you stay here."

"can't you see, remus?" dorcas let out an ugly hoarse laugh, spitting blood on the pavement. "i'm bloody dead already, it's only a matter of time until the bastards take me down entirely. and we've caught tom too. go, sirius is waiting for you home."

remus bit his lip. "we're waiting for you too, cas..." he trailed off, hoping that, merlin knows how, they'd convince them to come with him.

"i'll see you on the other side," they said, squeezing his shoulder one last time and, going straight into the battle, that night in surrey was the last time remus had ever seen dorcas.

a figment of their imagination, really.

marlene had been gone for a while now, as the memory of an august order meeting that had played in their head over and over again reminded them, but they still felt marlene's hot breath against their neck, her cold fingers touching them, drawing patterns on their body, the gentle brush of fingerprints making them shiver and a content sigh to escape their lips.

and, no matter how much everyone around them had tried to deny it, marlene was still there, with the ones that still believed in not necessarily the human, the flesh, but in merely the concept.

"i'm still here, my sunshine."

but it wasn't quite the marlene that dorcas knew. she still looked gorgeous, a light aura always around her, an aura of yellowy-white light, but this marlene was cold, colder, the humanity of a once young, fierce woman gone. drained from what was left of her. the only thing that had changed about her was the fact that she was not a human anymore, but merely a memory, but, to dorcas, there was nothing that could change marlene's brash beauty.

they reached out, in the dark, almost blindly, in hope that she'd be there. it was nothing, just the cold night and the empty pit in your stomach a dead lover leaves.

amazing modern au in which me and ravi ( @queerdeadwizards ) share ideas because just imagine the guys living among karens and woke kids

anyways have chibi lily and dorcas

just so you know, if i don't post the next chapter of dare lovers until monday i died.

k so you probably know the YOU'RE gay you're gay you're one of them queers you're girly pop woof audio on tiktok right? which one of them is which marauders era character

literally who doesn't know the sound

YOU'RE GAY- that's definitely remus and james since they wouldn't realize sth even if it's clear af but especially james

you're gay- that's cas and lily. they already knew. it's an affirmation.

you're one of them queers- peter. peter all the way. peter has no other way of confirming that you're, indeed, gay.

you're girly pop- marlene and mary. no rules. and they'll also flap their left hand to prove how gay you are.

WOOF- sirius. not just because they're a dog. that's his reaction. (it means i'm also gay in doggish)

opinion on queerdeadwizards and enbysiriusblack

i love them my honor

i haven't really talked to @enbysiriusblack but as much as i know xem scar's a great person and i'd socialise with them more :)

now onto @queerdeadwizards you are the worst person earth could ever have /j you're a very nice person and you encourage and support me through everything :D i'm glad we know each other (irl)

i love dare lovers. it's so fucking funny /pos

thank you!!! even though school starts i need to get back on track with it and there'll be more for you to read! i'm glad you like it:)

HEY BITCHES GUESS WHO'S BACK

yes, aria's back. the same aria who hasn't posted in 18 days. what a long time i know

NO I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T PULL A FULL APOLOGY OUT OF MY ASS

anyways guess who's planning to start writing a fic about the girls??? ME

oh also i posted the 3rd chapter of dare lovers today my brain hurts

to you i present the gayest homophobe...

hermione jean granger!

hermione's definitely the type of person who'd explore her sexuality but at the same time she considers being gay abnormal because...that's just hermione logic

harry is in a silly goofy mood

this is me writing the next chapter of dare lovers. life is hard

aria is back to rambling!

this is actually a subject i'd like to elaborate.

shipping lgballts is just as bad as shipping countryballs.

since you are a person living in 2022, you most likely have an idea of what the two things above are. if not, here's the explanation:

polandball, also known as countryballs (mentioned above) is an art style & internet meme made (mostly) as comics in which countries are personified as spherical characters (excepting characters like kazakhstan, israel, singapore, nepal, bermuda etc.) colored with their country's flag. you can look up for more information on google, you'll sure find something in there

lgballt is kind of similar to countryballs, except their flags are the sexuality, romantic orientation or gender they represent. the only non-spherical lgballt is genderfluid, sometimes represented as a puddle ( taken from the very funny genderfluid joke)

there, i defined both of them for people that may not know /gen

and now, some people may disagree with me on these, mostly the lgballt part (we know to this day how not-so-logical is to...ship two masses of land) because "they also represent sexualities and romantic orientations". and as much as they do, i want to remind you that they are still flags. of course, one pan person can definitely be with a bi person, but that doesn't mean that shipping their flags is as good as shipping the people (if the people agree to being shipped; that could make them uncomfortable)

of course, i'm just stating my opinion on this. i will not judge you based on your opinion, but this is just how i feel about shipping spherical objects like lgballt and countryballs are.

i still can't believe that people actually ship ships like snucius or bellamione. like bro what's the next thing you're gonna say? the fairies in sleeping beauty were three lesbians in a polyamorous relationship