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I recently learned that before New 52, Guy Gardener was at one point social worker. This got retconned during New 52 as did most of his previous backstory, however while the rest of his backstory got brought back, he's still a fucking cop.

DC is missing out on the opportunity to do the funniest shit.

Just imagine baby Dick meeting Guy for the first time as Robin and instantly ruining the secret identity thing by immediately shouting "MR. GARDNER????" Because Guy was the social worker assigned to Dick after his parents died.

When the league finds out Billy is just a child, everyone else is freaking out about how young he is while Guy is simultaneously going full social worker, asking Billy questions to make sure his uncle isn't facilitating this, and also trying to figure out why so many of his kids are in the Justice League.

He also quit being a social worker to teach children with disabilities, imagine Bruce S T R E S S I N G when this happens because having a superhero social worker made everything so much easier.

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

Did I just download an entire game in Japanese cause there isn’t an English version?

Maybe

Good thing I’ve been meaning to learn Japanese.

STOP MAKING IT BORING! Yeah, Bruce, stop making the life and death training BORING lmao I love this child.

Duke spent all his childhood and most of his teenage years in a middle class family, so I like to think that he carried these habits into his rich life as well.

Example 1:

Duke: who the fuck is wasting our water? Do you know how expensive the bill will be next month?

Tim: Do you know that even if we had opened all the taps in the manor, Bruce would still have no problem paying for them for at least the next ninety years?

Duke, closing the faucet: yeah, what's your point?

Example 2:

Duke: It's literally a rip-off! Six dollars for a fucking yogourt?! Nah, let's go Cass, bet I can find an analog for three.

Cass, handing him the hundred dollar bill that Bruce gave them to buy two yogourts (he didn't know the price and just hoped that it was enough): ?

Duke, dragging her out of the store: It's a principle now, let's go.

Example 3:

Dick, accidentally dropping his phone: oopsie-

Duke, without thinking: of course, go on and break it. We are all billionaires here, aren't we?

Dick, pretty much confused: well, technically…

Duke: I see you, victim of capitalism.

He also constantly turns off the lights when someone leaves the room for more than 0,5 seconds, because it pisses him off.

i am unironically obsessed with adam west batman not only trying to be a good dad to robin, but actually succeeding. also love robin's insane energy levels and his ability to go from seething bloodlust to manic glee in record time. i think any superman worth his S would fit right into the family ^_^

Here are the official English lyrics of the S2 ending theme song of Wind Breaker:

Goodbye, the me of the past

Have I become a little stronger?

The beginning always comes from believing

I know what I must do

Alright

Good luck, the me of the future

Let go of unnecessary pride

If I pour what I can’t lose into my fists

Will I come to understand myself?

Oh oh oh, the heart that never sleeps

Oh oh oh, the time has come

I will rock me

Always, I’m chanting “it’s myself”

But even for myself

Doubts increase and tears dry up

Even if I’m scared, I take my trembling palms

Tightly clench them and become a lion

Can I protect everything?

Goodbye, the me of the past

Let go of unnecessary burdens

With just a small spell of four bars

I can go somewhere far away

Oh oh oh, the flame that hasn’t gone out

Oh oh oh, the time has come

I will rock you

Just tonight, just for tonight

Reach out your hand

Caught in the rain, look up at the rainbow

A heart soaked in the rain will be reborn

Even if we’re apart, even if they laugh

Don’t give up on your dreams

No matter what happens, I’ll follow my own senses

I won’t let anyone stop me

Always, I’m chanting “it’s myself”

But even for myself

Doubts increase and tears dry up

Even if I’m scared, I’ll hold onto my unyielding feelings

Tightly embracing them, becoming a lion

I’ll change something

Oh oh oh, I have to go now

Oh oh oh, without looking back

Oh oh oh, I’m sure it’ll be okay.

wind breaker / umetsuba bit from the new OP

Sketchbook spread inspired by Natsuyuu S7 last episode ;^; I cant even describe how much I love this episode.