#Goblinshark And #mrshark.

I have nothing meaningful to add, but this is just beautiful.

The artist gives light and paints the art so that we understand another hidden reality. Artist Nikita Busyak.

💕😢😅🦙

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

Another Bad Guys incorrect quote dump

Piranha: You think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Webs: You’re a hazard to society

Shark: And a coward! DO 20!

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Wolf: I want to see my little boy

Diane: *holding the kitty* Here he comes

Wolf: I want to see my little boy!

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Looks like they could kill you, is actually cinnamon roll: Wolf, Shark, Chief Misty Luggins

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Marmalade, Piranha, Webs, Diane

Looks like the could kill you, could actually kill you: Snake

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*THE CREW BRUSTS INTO DIANES OFFICE*

Diane: What happened?

Wolf: Nobody died.

Diane: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Wolf: *SCREAMS*

Piranha: *SCREAMS LOUDER TO ASSERT DOMINANCE*

Shark: Should we do something?!

Webs, recording: No, I want to see who wins

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(I love doing these)

She almost looks too sweet-faced to be Ruff, but I stan the cuteness!

Slightly modern Ruffnut

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Please enjoy, friends.

Welcome to Baked Takes! The show, where I, your host, gets too baked, and evaluates How to Train Your Dragon characters based on whether or not I think they could successfully operate a forklift.

Hiccup

Hiccup in the first movie is an absolute fucking not, but in the other two I’ll let that shit slide—yes he can fucking do it.

Astrid

Without hesitation or her eyes open.

Ruffnut & Tuffnut

It’s a no for the twin siblings Nut.

Valka

I pledge allegiance to the MILFs of the United States of Berk.

Gobber

Berk’s resident gay would crash the forklift in record breaking time.

Stoick the Vast

Now this motherfuck—

Eret son of Eret

Fuck yeah!

Grimmel the Grisly

Chaos would escape like bats out of hell if this fucker ever got his hands on a single piece of modern machinery.

Drago Bludvist

Unfortunately, yes.

Toothless

Yes!

The Light Fury

YEEEE!!!

Say in the tags what instrument you play or if you’re a singer

I love DreamWorks and its gorgeous badass queens 💛👑

#Lucia di Lammermoor

Reblog and put in the tags the opera you are thinking about 

Mortuary studies. I'll tell y'all more later.

It's Show & Tell Time!

What’s a random subject you know entirely too much about?

@dragonnnfly @sunraebirds @safelyendangered

Stand up and fight the Tumblr power!

48hr tumblr blackout proposal

tumblr mobile has seadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.

examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.

the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:

reverse the recent image viewer update

scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting

let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely

increase efforts against spam / porn bots

make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam

let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time

commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!

(suggestions welcome!)

to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.

I suggest the 48 hours between the 30th of June to the end of the 1st of July.

this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).

tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).

you can find out the times and dates for your timezone here.

i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!