There Would Be No Survivors If These Three Met. Just Putting That Out There.

I know that I've made this joke before, but the fact that the second Doctor's hat is almost always slightly off-screen always gives me big Doug Dimmadome vibes.

But to be fair, the actual length of his hat is also too funny for me to take seriously anyway.

Securing the perimeter for the last time this year <3

I look forward to securing the perimeter again with you all in 2024

I'm sorry, but you cannot convince me that Vetinari and Death are scary people. In my book, scary people don't leave dog biscuits on their animals grave every week for over a year. They also don't try to pick up a book that's so big it crushes them and they have to call their roommate servant for help.

They're just little dorks that have to throw their weight around sometimes for the greater good.

(I woke up thinking this and had to share. What has my life become?)

He's a little worse for wear but I finally got him to my apartment.

I'm cooking up something absolutely devious*.

*shitty fanart that's going to get me kicked out of the fandom forever.

Alright, since I'm 80% sure Doctor Who starts tomorrow, I'm locking in my crazy guesses on who Mrs. Flood is for the season. This is based off of nothing but vibes.

1. The White Gaurdian

My reasoning? Eldritch being in white. We've seen last season that Davies is pulling from Classic Who a lot, so why not someone pretty important to some of the otherworldly aspects of old Doctor Who?

2. Kronos

I'm still really bitter about the whole Sutekh and Ruby's mom thing tbh. I convinced myself that there was evidence that Kronos was Ruby's parent (they're a God, they don't really have a gender.) And since Sutekh called himself the God of Death, it would be funny if Davies brought in another being from Classic Who that was more neutral in their title of God of Death. And as you can see above, their form while on this plane of existence is white.

Also, it's almost 100% a thing that Flood's the one that took the gold tooth that housed The Master. In The Time Monster, Kronos was about to torture the Master for all eternity if the Doctor hadn't pleaded with them to show mercy. So maybe there's still some hard feelings?

And yes, both of these rely heavily on the fact that Flood was wearing all white for about thirty seconds in the Season 1 finale.

Okay okay I wanna play

Spin the wheel for a Shakespeare character!

Reblog for sample size, etc. Would love to hear what you got + reasoning in the tags!

I hate being an angry cryer. Do you know how much it sucks to get upset at something and immediately lose all ability to express yourself calmly and clearly (and therfore lose your credibility in the situation)?

Happy Birthday Terry Pratchett 🎂 🥳

First off, the first Discworld book I read was Reaper Man, so I would totally suggest reading that one first.

Along those lines, I think my favorite (main) character is...Death!! He's such a dork I love him.

Lastly, my favorite book has got to be Making Money. It was the third Discworld book I ever read, and it has my favorite character interactions in it. Also, my favorite side character Cosmo Lavish!!

(I don't care what anyone says, my man did nothing wrong.)

I was hanging out with my beloved friend @pokegirl0238 and we eventually started talking about fanart. We're both doing some, but I'm not as skilled or as experienced as she is with drawing.

But never fear! She has given me a few things to keep in mind for the next time I'm drawing something.

Here's a few highlights from her gentle critique:

"It's the face. It's the body. It's the style. It's everything that's wrong with it. It just looks weird."

"It's the Tim Burton cheekbones without any of the fun stylistic choices."

(A minute later)

"At least with Tim Burton there's the fun skeletal proportions. It's just like someone slapped some skin...[unfinished due to laughing too hard]"

"It's very uncanny valley."

I'll make sure I keep these in mind! Thanks bestie!