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¡HEAR ME OUT! ¡HEAR ME OUT! A Sabine and Shin fanfic with a plot of fake girlfriends in college (rivals to lovers). Here's a part of what I'm writing, and I hope to publish it on Ao3 soon:

"Changing the subject. Have you found a solution for your project yet?" asks the African-American girl curiously.

Sabine sighs wearily. "I haven't been able to find something with enough power to generate a laser. I'm starting to think about dropping out of university if I don't figure it out soon."

"Well, I have good and bad news for you," Ketsu tries to suppress a smile, karma was definitely funny. "A girl in my prototype class made a laser weapon; maybe she can help you."

"Please tell me who she is," the Mandalorian almost lunges at her friend; she needed that information if she wanted to graduate with a double major.

"Jyn Erso."

Sabine turns to where the girl is, tossing grapes to Shin to catch with her mouth. That was bad; the only person who could help her was the best friend of the girl she just treated badly. Without a doubt, Jyn would tell her to go to hell along with her thesis. "Damn."

Swallowing all her pride, the Mandalorian got up and headed toward the table where Jyn was sitting. Ketsu, on the other hand, was dying of laughter; she didn't want to miss the show.

"Dude, you have to aim for my mouth," Jyn says with laughter when Shin throws a grape at her head with the intent to hit her.

"Jyn... Can I talk to you?" Sabine asks, ignoring the look Shin gives her back; she was probably checking out her behind.

The raven-haired girl diverted her attention from the grapes and smiled with satisfaction. "I'm sorry, but I'm a bit busy. Can you move out of the way?"

Sabine glances at Shin with annoyance when she hears her laughing with complicity. Naboo seemed unfazed by the hostility, and with complete serenity, she threw a grape into the air and caught it in her mouth. "Come on, Jyn, she probably needs something. You never know when you might need a favor."

The Mandalorian suppresses the urge to punch the blonde when she winks at her, too flirtatious and sexy, more than she'd like to admit.

"Yeah... I only do favors for my friends' girlfriends," Jyn places her hands on the backrest, adopting a more relaxed posture than before, making it clear that she didn't care about what Sabine wanted.

Sabine clenches her fists; she was going to regret her next decision. "Fine, if I accept your idiot friend's proposal, would you help me with an energy problem for my project?"

"Ding ding ding ding," Jyn throws a grape and catches it. "Come to our dorm at 8, and we'll discuss whatever you want about your project."

"Okay, I'll see you tonight."

"See? It wasn't that hard, ad'ika (love)," Shin says with satisfaction. "By the way, those jeans look great on you."

Sabine rolls her eyes and throws a grape from Jyn's bowl directly at the blonde, but Naboo easily catches it. "Screw you."

"I love it when you play hard to get," Shin blows a kiss into the air.

The Mandalorian flips her middle finger; yes, she was definitely already regretting that decision.

Converting Yucky manips to Bishova manips

I hope in Thunderbolts they give us a postcredit like this.

Shit, Bucky kidnapping Yelena became canon

Posted by @/DoubletheTrou13 on twitter

“Let her go” Yelena’s eyes fall shut the moment she hears her voice. Its been close to two months since she heard it last. She opens her eyes and looks her assailant dead in the eye. “Don’t listen to her, do what you came here to do.” She chokes through the crushing of her throat. “Bucky, drop her, don’t test me” Kate growls and Yelena wheezes when Bucky closes his vibranium hand tighter around her neck. “She’s a liability.” Bucky answers, short and efficient as ever, cold, detached. A soldier, like Yelena. “I swear to god, I will shoot an arrow through your head,” Kate roars and Bucky doesn’t even flinch. “She’s a liability, Bishop.” He says again, short, and Yelena starts seeing black spots obscuring her vision. “No. She’s my wife.”

Ever since this was posted, it stayed in my mind and so I just had to create this manip. Pls do check out her twitter (@/DoubletheTrou13) and AO3 (Neda5555)

megőrülök

one last thing about yelena not being canonically aroace and then you can continue to bitch uselessly about people ignoring your headcanons

Also, the one fucking panel that people use to scream “YELENA IS CANONICALLY AROACE!!!” (no, she isn’t) is taken out of context so fucking much.

The “I’m not anything” panel is literally due to her trauma in the red room. 

Even if you interpret it as aro/ace/aroace …. this is not the positive rep you are looking for. “Hey, people are only aroace if they are completely fucked up due to years of trauma” is the exact OPPOSITE of the rep you think you are getting.

So nah. Never mind that it’s one panel written by the shittiest garbage human to ever write comics. Never mind that’s a different universe. Never mind that it’s ONLY ONE FUCKING PANEL. Interpreting that as Yelena being ace is terrible fucking rep, and I don’t have to go with it. 

Oh, and also, the 616 is not the MCU. Deal with it. 

Marvel:

First official Young Avengers mission required some good luck kisses.

Jealous Wednesday

i’m down bad for 2024 rejanis enemies to lovers