Kate, Holding An Explosive Tip For An Arrow: So, What Does This Do?

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Kate, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Clint: You did WHAT–

Yelena: William Snakepeare

kiss kiss fall in love

Just an everyday conversation between the two Hawkeyes...

On the phone...

Kate, dramatically flings herself onto the couch: You would not believe what happened today, Clint! The most awful horrible thing that I have ever seen in my entire life…and that’s saying something considering that I have lived in the city my entire existence and have actually-unfortunately-witnessed on several occasions people just pull their pants down and take massive dumps in extremely public places…like you’re just sittin’ on the subway and then-bam!-suddenly someone is doing their business and you can’t even leave because you are on the SUBWAY. MOVING. UNDERGROUND. And it’s like really man?—

Clint, exasperated: Kate! Kate! Get to the point, kid. What happened?

Kate: So, I took Lucky and Fanny for a walk today. A long walk, which we haven’t been on in a while because I’ve been soooo busy with the end of the semester and everything and Lena usually takes them out for their long walks. We were strolling down the sidewalk…it’s just starting to warm up here and I was thinking about how Lucky’s fur looks so gold and shiny…and then. IT. HAPPENED. He walked right past a half-eaten piece of pepperoni pizza! I’m not kidding, Clint! RIGHT. PAST. IT. Like it wasn’t even there! His favorite food! His damn namesake! And he walked right past it. Like STRUTTED past it with his nose up! Normally he would run so fast to get to it that he would knock down everyone on the block and myself included—there would be shouting and people flippin’ us off—and today nothing—it was so sad.

Clint: Let me get this straight. You’re upset that people weren’t shouting and flipping you off?

Kate, continues dramatically: No, Clint! I’m upset—no, disturbed, yeah disturbed is the word—that Lucky STRUTTED past a piece of pizza. He didn’t even glance at it. It is so sad what she has done to him. Corrupted him. He is so obedient now.

Clint: Kid, a dog can’t live on pizza. 

Kate, groans and proceeds to attempt at imitating Yelena’s accent: No, Kate Bishop. Do not feed him human food.

Clint:…

The door opens…and Lucky and Fanny bolt to greet Yelena.

Kate, sits up quickly: Lena! Hi! You’re home! Is that my hoodie? Lucky was so good on our walk today! Weren’t you buddy?! So good! I don’t know how you did it! It’s a miracle! He’s so well behaved!

Clint, rubs his hands over his face, exhausted: wOw. Just. wOw.

Yelena, leans down and kisses both Lucky and Fanny on the head, before she takes a seat next to Kate on the couch.

A few seconds pass...

Kate, pouts: Don’t I get a kiss too?

Yelena, turns to her with a frown: No, Kate. That accent was shameful.

Kate:…Shit.

Clint: Kate? Kid, you still there?

Cassie: So what’s it like dating Yelena?

Kate: I once asked her for a glass of water when she was mad at me.

Cassie:… right?

Kate: She brought me a glass of ice and said “wait.”.

B I S H O V A. that's all. (marvel do you see this 👀 )

Take a moment to read this and ship and let ship. Last message from Devin Grayson (Yelena's creator) herself from today. Exchange between @/LorenaThranriel and her TODAY. #Yelena’s sexuality is COMPLETELY and oficially up to fans, open to any kind of interpretations. So write what you want fellas, however you want and be respectful of one another. I also add another capture of some time ago (because Devin actually only saw her as ace and attracted to women). But as of now, with this response from today, Yelena can have any sexuality as a headcanon, which is the only thing we only really had about her: headcanons. Anyway, congrats folks: nothing is canon, everything is allowed as for now so we can stop pushing our hcs onto other people. The first one that does it, idc what their hc is, will go to my block list. You’ve been warned and you have actual proof now. From today. I’m very happy about this and will feel better when writting and reading fics. ❤️

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone here’s some more Rejanis 🥰🥰🥰

Let the light in.

Sabine rocking that prison-wear fit 😭 Anyways enjoy some rare soft art from me + extra art dump!! Needed to sketch out Ahsoka and Ezra because they are sooo shaped I love them,,

Kate entering the apartment with Thunderbolts promotional: ¡Guess who went shopping?!

Yelena: I hope this time you won't buy anything unnecessary. What did you buy? Please tell me did you bring Lucky and Fanny's food.

Kate trying to hide a cardboard cutout of Yelena: You know what, no matter what I buy, I'll go get the puppy food.

Yelena runs to the entrance: Kate Bishop you better tell me what you brought into the house.

Kate: Nothing bye. I will go for food for our dog children. *Runs down the hall*

—Thirty minutes later—

Clint text: Did you like your gift? Katie-Kate was so excited. *Attaches a photo of Kate in the parking lot with a promotional cardboard*

*Kate enters the apartment and sees her frowning girlfriend, phone in hand*

Yelena: ¡Katherine Elizabeth Bishop!

Kate: Ok first of all, this cardboard version of you is totally necessary. *She pulls the figure out of hiding and hugs it to his chest*