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some NCIS incorrect quotes

Abby, crying: He broke up with me!

Gibbs: you never had a boyfriend.

Abby, straightface: I know I just wanted to see if you cared

Kate: Welcome to dating advice with Kate! Tony what's your question?

Tony: how do I tell if a girl likes me?

Kate: SHE DOESN'T!

McGee: I always get the vibe that you hate me or something.

Tony,laughing: Whaaaaat!? Me? Hate you?

Tony: You're right Probie.

POV: You're an angsty teen into urban legends entering a local art contest with a theme of covered bridges (I lost):

Imagine a Huntlow fanfic created solely on the song twin sized mattress. Like something happened between Hunter and Willow and they get in an argument. Hunter's like yelling at Willow (because we was bottling shit up and took it out on her by accident) then when Willow just stands still not saying anything, looking at the floor Hunter asks/yells:

"What, you have nothing to say!?" And Willow immediately snaps her head up and starts aggressively walking towards him with her eyes starting to water, digging her finger into his chest while saying:

"It's no big surprise you turned out this way

When they closed their eyes and prayed you would change

And they cut your hair and sent you away

You stopped by my house the night you escaped

With tears in my eyes I begged you to stay

You said 'hey man, I love you, but no fucking way"

She then runs out and Hunter stands there a few minutes and as soon as he realizes what he's done he crumbles into a corner as tears fill his eyes.

HENRY CAVILL JUST RANDOMLY STARTED APPEARING ON MY DASHBOARD! I'M NOT COMPLAINING BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED!

I'm slaying today but also I'm dying inside.

Nobody:

Chandler, wearing stripper heels: I am taller than all of you, I am god.

Heather headcannons!

Veronica is the tallest of the group, BUT Mac is only slightly shorter than her, meaning that with heels, she appears taller than Ronnie. She found this out during a party and will not stop wearing heels, she likes being taller than Veronica. Veronica doesn't mind this.

Mostly because she is to busy Gay Panicking ™

Let me one up this with: Chandler doesn’t want anyone to be taller than her and finds increasingly ridiculous ways to outdo them and almost breaks her ankles.

Meanwhile Duke in the background like: all of you have -6 brain cells put together, I hate it here

Meet Lufi Muhamad the tattoo artist from my original story Of Ink And Flowers set to be released on Wattpad on 1/22

Encanto Headcanon: Bruno learned sign language to communicate with Dolores when she was having a sensory overload so he wouldn't make it worse.

If you think about it... Hunter got adopted by like 4 different people. Camila and Darius (canon) and a lot of people believe that Eda and Raine (while not being his main parental figures) were very much parental figures to him. He would have 5 parents if you count Alador as his step-dad.