Localjarofmayo - Local Mayo Jar

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

As a person in the asexual umbrella and who needs to hydrate, it's working.

Reblogging to scare the Radiance

And because THESE BITCHES GAY

Autocorrect gave me an idea as I was typing reblogging (religion)

This is my religion now

these bitches gay! good for them

Ask me shit I'm bored AF rn

/nf

I love this

I want a fight buddy

more like a bully buddy

someone I can tell off without them taking it to heart

Id bully them but the moment they need me I'll fight for them

i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down 

I like the artstyle :0

whats up guys i made a bunch of random doodles of ocs. the first two images r kirby ocs. and the 3rd image r ocs for my friends webcomic. and that last guy is actually a character from said webcomic. wahahahooey

"Find someone that you are but treats are."

Im sorry

Ask Devil, Asmodeus, Vance, or Cane/Azazel anything!

one of these blessed posts came to me thank you

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions