Skk At 17 Is So Funny Cause Imagine You’re In The Port Mafia, About To Go On A Serious And Dangerous

I hope Verlaine, Kouyou, and Mori are quarantining from the vampirism in Verlaine's depression hovel right now. I hope they're having the worst sleepover imaginable. If Mori uses Verlaine's electric kettle to boil fruit one more time, Verlaine is going to gut him like a fish. Kouyou and Verlaine ran out of slurs to call each other so Kouyou is making prolonged eye contact while systemically picking apart his rattan chair with her tantō. Verlaine has strangled Elise into dissipating four times.

Every time Chuuya calls to check on them, they act SO casual and unaffected. Verlaine is knitting Chuuya a hat from the hair Mori keeps stress shedding.

Dad tried to get close to his twins with force stealth, but they spotted him before he turned the corner.

Veers is very tall… I’ll draw Jerjerrod another time 😵

I looked up the ranks of the empire, but I can’t find the right answer. I wonder which documents I should refer to.

Your girl is up at 2:30am rewatching Black Butler because she’s sick 😷✌🏻 (but fr I feel like I’m dying 🥲)

On the bright side, I have a few Dadbastian fanfic ideas 😅

she’s saying hi,,, reblog if u would say hi back

Light Yagami is the type to wear white to someone else’s wedding.

milk n’ honey

everyone who sees this is legally obligated to reblog w their fav skk frame/panel. if u don't have a fav then just do the most recent one in ur camera roll. i will go first

Hmmmmmmm

hmmmmm

We all know that Dazai likes to make fun of Chuuya’s height, but picture this. Before Dazai left the Port Mafia, he had a routine of making a comment about Chuuya’s height at least once a week. It’s become tradition at this point. However, once Dazai left the Port Mafia, it’s not like he could just walk up to Chuuya like he used to. So, he had to improvise. He started by just sending letters every now and again to remind Chuuya that wearing a hat does nothing for his height. It got to a point where Chuuya didn’t even open the letters, just threw them in the fire place or shredder.

Once Dazai joined the ADA, he began borrowing people’s phones to text Chuuya since Chuuya blocked him years ago. Chuuya has now unknowingly blocked over half of the ADA members.

“Hey, Atsushi, can I borrow your phone for a second? I need to send a message to someone and it is of the utmost importance they see it right away.”

“Of course, but why not just use your phone?”

“I lost it.”

“It’s right there on the corner of your desk..?”

“We’re losing valuable time here, Atsushi.”

Once Atsushi handed Dazai his phone, Dazai immediately typed in Chuuya’s number and sent a message.

Soooo remember how you said that you were only 15 and still growing?

Dazai, I swear I will change my number.

How much have you grown again? Oh, that’s right

Lay off about my size will you!

“I’m only 15, I’m still growing!” Little did you know the only thing that would be growing was your hair.

Message not Delivered.

Atsushi was horrified to find out Dazai had used his phone to antagonize the gravity manipulator. Dazai was happy to get his weekly laugh. Chuuya was strongly considering unblocking Dazai’s number just to start sending him daily insults.