You Guys Can Cook(or Attempt To Without Burnin The Whole House Down)?

me at the book fair fr be like:

(at least for elementary n middle anyways, dunno if high school is havin em over here but i usually get to spend like ~60-~80(USD btw) in TOTAL(not at once) lmao(i like a lotta books mk :’])

just spent way too much on warrior cats books

probably jax or gangle- maybe both???

idk im just pretty sure it’s more in character for em to do that lmao(at least for gangle anyways)

Guys quick very important question which one of them would sing Bad Romance in the shower/while holding something as a microphone

why’d i think of undertale yellow when i saw this

IT WONT LET ME CHANGE THE THEME IM TRAPPED IN YELLOW TUMBLR HELP

mk so ya’ll, I’ve been thinkin bout a new undertale au(I already have one but this is sorta a prequel to it/a possible prequel to undertale- both my main ut au and ut are pretty similar so it could be interpreted as a prequel to both/either one)(also yeah I have that lackadaisy au that im still figurin out but shh, I’ve already started to make some of the lackadaisy cards for some of the ocs so its not gonna disappear from my mind or anythin like that, this au is just a new ide- ….im rambling on lmao)

:ahem: so, basically, it follows the journey of the integrity soul- who ironically i made be an au version of mia “mimi” magne-esemais(i changed her and miele’s last name to have “magne” in it, it sounded cool when i heard of that last name the first time so i decided to use it)- aka a 12 y/o girl named mia, who has interests in stuff like ballet, for example. somehow she managed to accidentally trip on a vine and fall down into the underground, causing her to have to find a way back home. she meets flowey while trying to figure out the first puzzle in the ruins, and befriends him- (and after a few puzzles and a tutorial or sum)eventually reaching the ruined city(yknow, the big city in front of the balcony where you find the toy knife? the name is a placeholder since I haven’t really thought bout it much yet but it sounds pretty good to me tbh) to find a way out of the ruins, considering the only other way would be through toriel’s house. i forget if anybody actually lives in that city or not, or even if there’d even be a way to snowdin from there, but this au probs takes place in the 80s or 90s, considering UT and my UT AU take place sometime in the 2010s- hence meaning that things could’ve changed after mia died. but anyways.. she’d probably be able to gain the ability to save either once you get there, or after meeting flowey. either one works.

after reaching the ruined city, there’d be a some shops, npcs, and all of that jazz- but the whole “acting buying items” thing wouldn’t really be accessible until after they leave the ruins, considering mia would have no money(or not much money, depending on if monsters will attack her before she reaches the city or not, since that depends on when she gets to save). besides, she has more important things to do! …..like getting chased by some royal guards(despite having a.. “disguise”.. which is just the hood of mia’s hoodie), befriending a few monsters maybe, and meeting toriel right as she and flowey are about to leave the ruins. said goat mom takes her(for some reason, flowey hides himself from her.. hm) back to her home before she manages to get herself into any more trouble, and mia doesn’t exactly mind staying with toriel for a second.. but after a day or so flowey convinces her to sneak off to get back on track- so they both leave the ruins in the dead of the night by usin the downstairs exit to snowdin. (though there could possibly be a boss fight in ruins? maybe one of the guards or sum, dunno yet. if anybody has ideas, im open to em.)

i haven’t really figured anythin out past that point yet, but i had an idea for the (old- like.. before undyne. well probs before the person that was before undyne but you get the point) captain of the royal guard, who eventually mia tries to plead with to go home- but obviously that doesn’t happen, considering that mia starts to get chased round by the captain(I don’t have a name for her yet, but what I do know is that she could possibly be related to two of my ut ocs who are also in my ut au. like.. maybe a great-aunt or sum, and since those two ocs are arctic-fox-based monsters, that’s what the captain would be) all the way to waterfall, and eventually they get into a boss fight. the captain manages to die, however. not through mia, but moreso through an accident that happened during the fight. if you’re curious on how the captain would be like, kinda think of adam from hazbin hotel, but like… more smarter, not sexist or stuff like that, and nicer(or at least way more polite). the reason why the captain knew of mia’s existence was the events that happened in the ruins, and her sighting in snowdin.

anyways- eventually mia could possibly meet gaster(or at least whoever the royal scientist before alphys was), maybe??? dunno, but ik eventually she would die during the fight with asgore ofc. she also has a bit of a design change while in waterfall and hotland; in waterfall she takes off her tutu and ballet shoes to run better(she has an extra pair of shoes tho dw), and in hotland she wraps her hoodie around her waist(her shirt is really just one of those ballet leotard thingys lol- she also wears ballet tights, but they’re sorta more like leggings/more durable n stuff), considering it’d be pretty hot with it on(but she probably puts it back on after reaching the core or new home- and speaking of new home, she probably gets to explore the city, too). whenever she has her hoodie on, she puts her hair down, too- but its not too relevant so :shrug:

do ya’ll like this au so far, tho? i think it might be pretty interesting, and could possibly get its own fan-game one day, if i can manage to get people to help me(but first, I’ll probably write bout this and/or draw a comic, which both are things I’d do for my other ut au).

btw, if ya’ll have suggestions for any sort of ideas(like name ideas for the captain, or things that could happen, for example), I’d be glad to hear em 👍

(also, adding onto that- im unsure of what the au should be called. for now it’s “UnderTale Blue”, but I’m also thinking of “UnderSoul Blue” for my UT AU, “UnderBlue”, “BlueTale”, and “BlueSoul”. but maybe it(and possibly the game itself) could also be sum ballet-related?? dunno- but if you guys could help me with that, I’d appreciate it :D)

(EDIT; the fallen-children order thingy(well, the order of the 6 children) is currently this(note; each of the 6 human souls died in at least a week or two(maybe longer if they were lucky) after they fell, most likely);

Perseverance fell first, in the early-to-mid 1920s.

Bravery fell a few years later(still in the 1920s, just late 20s).

Then, Patience falls in the 1940s or 50s.

Kindness falls in the 60s(maybe 70s?).

Mia/Integrity falls sometime in the 80s or 90s. I was thinking possibly 98, so that she’d be born in 86(i could also make the year of Mia’s fall 95 or 99… to reference obvious things lmao)… just because i like the number lol.

Justice falls last, about a year later(as a reference to UnderTale Yellow, since Integrity fell right before Justice).

i think that this is a pretty good order, but what do ya’ll think?)

the third image is one of the greatest ways people have used stuff from my childhood to make random images lmao

I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

pretty much all of these are either probably canon or are actually canon…… how lmao

Character headcanon generator

1.Sun Wukong is very good at walking in platform heels. 2.Sun Wukong's favorite color is pink. 3.Sun Wukong sings in the shower. 4.Sun Wukong desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one. 5.Sun Wukong has a very low alcohol tolerance. 6.Sun Wukong is going to hell. 7.If Sun Wukong likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock. 8. Sun Wukong is a great artist. 9.Sun Wukong can beat you up if deserved. 10.Sun Wukong sucks at saying tongue twisters.

Tagging: @6em4k @cmdrace @othrwrldlystry [Bailu] @sakesworn [Ace] @zhuchef

I NEEEEEEED THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHSHAIJSISISIUQJAHSHHSHSUUAANXHSHAUIS-

(PLEASE POR FAVOR…….. 😭😭😭😭 /hj but i don’t mean any pressure, if you can’t/don’t want to make bags for someone other than yourself that’s fine. not like sum is gonna happen if i don’t get one single bag :shrug:)

so..... what about a lucifer itabag?

i designed this for me lol but if there's people interested i may open an interest check/kickstarter

so I remembered the headcanon generator thingy(credit to whoever made it btw, it was a remix of the one everyone uses I think(I was curious to see how different it’d be), so credit to the person that made the og headcanon generator too) existed and since I was bored I decided to do that, and after puttin in a few characters I put in mei from lmk and,,,,,,, idea….

so, what if; lmk au where it’s high school/college and lmk is actually a musical/play(probably a musical lmao)? or maybe it’s just a musical/play by a professional group or whatever, but point is if anybody has any ideas for this(despite me havin a feelin this isn’t the first time someone has thought this but shh),,, 👀👀👀

the fact that i saw this while eating olive garden rn(im eatin a breadstick yum)

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

@hallows-personal-hell i don’t know what these are but i thought this was funny lol