lollythelazyperson

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what

im like 90% sure the guy sitting next to me in my class just watched me type "you are a bottom in the omegaverse" to my friend in a gc its so over for me

why’d i think of undertale yellow when i saw this

IT WONT LET ME CHANGE THE THEME IM TRAPPED IN YELLOW TUMBLR HELP

pov: your uncle(who you haven’t really seen or talked to since like 2021/3 years ago) that lives all the way in california(i live in the south(usa)) flew over sometime recently to visit and only now your mom told you he’s coming over to say hi before he flies back home(you only said hi for like ten seconds and it was like the most awkward-est(is that even a word??) side-hug-greeting you’ve ever had so far in your whole life)

did I mention it’s a/on a school night? well now you’re just awkwardly standing in your room waiting to speedrun getting ready for bed

(this isn’t like a vent or anything like that, im just trying to busy myself instead of facepalming at the awkwardness lmao)

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i’m scared

OH MY GOD IM AG TARGET RN AND

should I be concerned if that’s me with basically everything I’ve liked(and im not even that obsessed with them lmao)

…/hj(i like imagining the like 100,000(is that the right number? idk)+ animatics/pmvs/amvs/etc that I will probably never make/finish okay ;w;)

you know the obsession is bad when the characters start appearing in animations in your head when listening to music

me at the book fair fr be like:

(at least for elementary n middle anyways, dunno if high school is havin em over here but i usually get to spend like ~60-~80(USD btw) in TOTAL(not at once) lmao(i like a lotta books mk :’])

just spent way too much on warrior cats books

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old man yaoi

presented without comment

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(I apologize for your eyes btw)

@hallows-personal-hell KITTYYYYYYYYY

hola

(online) name; lolly(majority of the time, but i also have uni and alice- uni is mine on another website, alice is an old nickname i gave myself on a different one/website.)

age; 14

fav. color; pastel purple

height; like 4’11 pretty sure

sign; leo

lover; probs not til im in like college/more mature n everybody else is too

nationality; murican, colombian, canadian, british, possibly german

inspiration; idk

fav. food; sugar(/j, but any sweet probs. or anything with chocolate. yum)

mood; idk 2.0

shoe size; uhhhhhh i think 6 or 7? can’t remember off the top of my head

idk what open tags are but that 👍

:runs to go do a quick chore or whatever im supposed to do cuz i don’t wanna forget later while hangin out w/ mi amigas yippee:

Doing that trend and tagging some people!!

My name: Mack

My age: between 13 and 17

My favourite colour: green

My height: 5”4

My sign: virgo

Do I have a lover: yesss :3

What’s my nationality: canadian / american

Here’s some things that inspire me: the ocean

My favourite food: croutons

My current mood: happeh :3

And my shoe size: like seven mens?

@seagull9111 @shark-tranny @lucasthedoofus-imbackbitch @crowwolf8 @lunariasky @th3-p1p-th4t-d1dnt-d13 @imasimpdealwithit @imqueerandadeer

it was me.

the triangle man has gotten to me.

(im being so fr, yt(see; book of bill) caused me to start getting dragged into the gravity falls fandom like 10+ years late 😭😭😭)

something happened and now there's so much gravity falls yaoi on my dash

probably jax or gangle- maybe both???

idk im just pretty sure it’s more in character for em to do that lmao(at least for gangle anyways)

Guys quick very important question which one of them would sing Bad Romance in the shower/while holding something as a microphone

secret fourth option;

a and b being siblings(and maybe, unintentionally or intentionally, are named esther(b) and rose(a)….:eyes intensely:)

(tho i also think good names could be elizabeth(b) and clara/odette(a). elizabeth because im pretty sure it originates from hebrew(correct me if im wrong tho) + it feels like it’d be a fitting name, and clara/odette because when i looked at Gremlin Child(TM) the skirt reminded me of a tutu, hence the reference to the nutcracker and swan lake.)

I can run from variations of this question but I can’t hide o.o /j

So lol I struggle to place characters in relationships for some reason. However, these are my top contenders. Yall are welcome to help me choose! <3

OPTION A

Little gremlin granddaughter. An absolute menace in his life.

OPTION B

Murder cheerleader granddaughter. She takes after her grandad.

OPTION C

Benjamin follows Mordecai’s footsteps and remains unmarried. Kind of the most common scenario in my mind but arguably the most boring.

I am currently talking to @rudnitskaia about a very fun possibility featuring her OC and Benji! I think it’d be cute ^^

But yeah that’s all I got. Sorry guys! 😅

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Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm

would you like some mint chocolate chip ice cream and/or a donut

(:slowly hands imaginary ones:)

if you bake me something and/or give me food I am now your permanent sidekick. give me literally anything edible and I will never leave.

:]

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ya’ll it was my first day in high school and

i am, quite literally, cooked.

you wanna know why(at least one reason anyways, I haven’t been to all my classes yet as of writing this)?

because for PE/gym(i have health next semester), what equals as test grades… is FUCKIN PACER TESTS EACH DAMN MONTH. AND THE AVERAGE/MAX INCREASES BY TEN WHOLE LAPS EVERY DAMN MONTH.

IM NOT FUCKING BUILT FOR THAT SHIT… LIKE… NOT IN A “ugghhhh, I don’t wanna run that much n shit” WAY. I MEAN IN A “if I have to run A LOT(which the first average/max for girls in the class is 21.. and I can’t even do that), at some point im probably gonna FUCKING PASS OUT if im not physically forced(as in my muscles start to literally scream in pain at me) to stop”.

so yeah, THANKS HIGH SCHOOL, MY MENTAL HEALTH IS DEFINITELY GONNA BE OKAY.

(..also, i know you may question if im physically healthy, but in a polite way… that ain’t your business. even physically healthy people can have shit stamina n whatever- I think so anyways, i don’t fuckin know. /nm, im just *v e r y* pissed off rn)

as someone hispanic, yes, you probably enraged a lot of people /hj(well, 80% joking cuz i mean.. not everythin is for everybody :shrug:) /lh

but you also have enraged other people too probably, or at least me, because

well

WHO TF BITES OUTTA AN AVOCADO???????????????????

like i am genuinely confused- w h y

jesus christ this hurts my brain sobs

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LOOK

DOGGO

what is this

like.. genuinely…

i

i am so confused rn

lemurfucking revolt forced to surrender by roman captain. he knows that most of them aren't actually lemurfuckers and says he'll let them go if their leader will stand up. silence. somebody stands up. "i'm a lemurfucker," he says. the captain nods, goes to arrest him, but then another stands up. "i'm a lemurfucker," he says. the captain is confused, but before he can ask, more people start to arise. they're all lemurfuckers. the captain panics as the battle begins anew...

who the fuck sent this I'm laughing my ass off at this

idk if this counts but i physically cannot pronounce some words correctly(and it started/i started to notice that like. 8+ months ago or sum)

like.. im yappin bout some shit(but i also do talk pretty fast, so dunno), and then i start to say a word but fail miserably to say it

just kinda randomly started to happen.. but then again when i was in kindergarten i had a speech impairment so maybe it’s sum to do with that, idrk

finding out you have a learning disability is so dumb. like all this time I thought I was just a dumbass, turns out I just have the literal definition of a skill issue.

no

im an undercover parasite and i command you to post wof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/j /j /j

(plot twist; im one of the lizards(?)(i think they were lizards) in a trenchcoat… if ykyk lmao)

need to do more wof posting but the parasites want me to obsess over dw and replay portal 2 again

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CONGRATS HALLOWS :DDDDD

JUST CAME OUT TO MY SISTER AS AROACE AND SHE SUPPORTS LETS FUCKING GO

the fact that i saw this while eating olive garden rn(im eatin a breadstick yum)

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

protagonist in post-apocalyptic… which idk bout ya’ll but for some reason i am just terrified of zombies(or at least i was anyways, idk im scared of horror in GENERAL.. so i would DEFINITELY not do well in any horror/thriller- at least not mentally anyways), so if i end up in like those kind of stories, then the only thing that keeps me alive is like… plot armor, other people/allies, and yeah pretty much just that

HOWEVER, IF i was in some other sort of situation(no idea what specifically but the first thing my brain thought of was the lego movie 2, since i think it starts in a post-apocalyptic thing right??), i feel like the same thing would apply because i would still genuinely have no idea what to do(at least in the beginning anyways), and would need help tryin to survive

…wow i got super unlucky lmao- oh well, at least i’ve got ✨plot armor✨

(@hallows-personal-hell psst look.. what did you get(well after you do the thing i mean lol))

AFTER VOTING, click here to see what genre you've landed in.

lmao

(..now that i think bout it, i kinda want that book.. but im not even a fan of/i’ve never even watched gravity falls so it probably wouldn’t make any sense to me lol. i just wanna get it for the jokes)

so the book of bill is pretty good

sobbing crying exploding all at once rn(i did not expect to get hit in the feels today sobs) /hj

(very cool art btw :])

having a lot of toh thoughts tonight, so here's a few :] I think that king and the collector would be life partners ( probably platonically, but mostly just whatever keeps them together forever hehe)

i also think the collector would take luz's passing the hardest (given their history with it and all...) and i think she'd know this and do her best to prepare them for it. so here's me trying to deal with all that.

@hallows-personal-hell :holds out mic: what do you think of this amazing outfit

My Pinterest is trying to make me cosplay sans undertale

…

you watch lego monkie kid too,,,

LITERALLY NOBODY I KNOW(like friends i mean) WATCHES IT(and i have been very obsessed w/ it since like.. 7th grade/two or so years ago) ANXJSJAJKAKAKJWJDHBDJAJZJ-

(but happy screaming aside, tis very cool that you also watch lmk :])

Tag game!

Tagged by @yannig! Thank you for the tag <3

Last song: Fever The Ghost - Source (love the music video for that song lol)

Favourite Colour: PURPLE MY BELOVED

Currently Watching: House of the Dragon (I'm still on the first season- don't really trust it after Game of Thrones)

Last movie: Watched Inside Out 2 today- it was fine but I had expected it to be better, didn't have the same impact as the first one imo (Also I got to watch both Spiderverse movies in theaters last weekend! <3)

Currently Reading: A Court of Thorns and Roses - it's a fantasy book with faeries (and I might have bought it because I still have some fae Hobie brainrot left after reading an amazing fic by @the-kr8tor (hope it's okay I tagged you in this- wanted to give a shout out cause I loved that fic so much <3 ) - reading this book and imagining Hobie being in it cause that's a normal thing to do right?

Sweet, Spicy, or Savoury?: Hmm gotta go with sweet I think

Relationship: I'm aroace and not looking for a partner so I'm single and plan on keeping it that way lol

Current Obsession: It's still Hobie lol (especially the Seabeast AUs we're cooking in the discord lol, I'm obsessed)

Last googled: The lyrics for Fever The Ghost- it's a good song but I can't tell what the guy is singing at some points lol

Currently working on: Way too many scenes for the Seabeast Hobie AUs lol, trying to stick to one at the time but we keep comming up with new stuff and it's hard to stay focused on only one of them lol

Tagging: @strawberrymilkmaiden @idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes @arachnix0401 and @moth-wave