I Am, Quite Literally, Cooked.

:CHOKING:

NAHHHHHHH…. OKAY WHY IS THIS FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭

…..GUYS GUYS CREATE MORE WUKONG X SANS CRACKSHIP LORE /j /or is it? 🤨🤨🤨

Good luck babe

You guys can have this too LMAO (still haven't seen S5 im so bored)

pov: your uncle(who you haven’t really seen or talked to since like 2021/3 years ago) that lives all the way in california(i live in the south(usa)) flew over sometime recently to visit and only now your mom told you he’s coming over to say hi before he flies back home(you only said hi for like ten seconds and it was like the most awkward-est(is that even a word??) side-hug-greeting you’ve ever had so far in your whole life)

did I mention it’s a/on a school night? well now you’re just awkwardly standing in your room waiting to speedrun getting ready for bed

(this isn’t like a vent or anything like that, im just trying to busy myself instead of facepalming at the awkwardness lmao)

lego monkie kid writers try to get mk to his breaking point speedrun/challenge le’goooooooo🔥🔥🔥🔥 /j /j /j

(but seriously I don’t think mk is gonna be okay(like.. at all) if that happens … cmon lmk, give him n the others at least like a year without any crazy stuff happenin please I beg of you 😭😭😭 🙏🙏🙏)(then again i headcanon that season 4 takes place like maybe at least a year after season 3 because 1. they needed a break, and 2. some things changed/looked like they changed at least slightly, like maybe the city itself but also things like the relationships(:cough: wukong and macaque :cough:). for the full timeline it kinda goes like this(like in my headcanon); a hero is born —> a few weeks later(probably) —> season 1 —> a few months(maybe just weeks) later —> revenge of the spider queen —> directly goes to season 2(but if not probs 1-3 weeks at the most, maybe a month? not too sure) —> directly goes to season 3 —> at least a year later —> season 4 —> a month, maybe a few months at most —> season 5. if that doesn’t make sense i apologize, i just realized i got completely off-topic sobs)

I need Mk to get thrown and trapped down here for the angst.

Yeah, I said it.

i like to believe that they’re all three/have traits from all three, since eevee has the fox trait(s) iirc(just goin off of memory so correct me if im wrong for that part), while some of the eeveelutions have (primarily) dog traits and the others have (primarily) cat traits

tho im not sure if most people also think of em as all three.. i think at least SOME might, but not sure what majority of people think

oh well :shrug:

Random question, are Eevee and the rest of the Eeveelutions more like dogs or cats? Or a secret third option: foxes

HOW?????????

like bro…. im barely even a soprano(i started out as an alto in 6th, then sometime in 8th(i forget if it was in the beginning of the school year, or if it was the second semester) i got switched to soprano. but i’m more in the middle-part between soprano n alto, like.. mezzo-soprano i think?? not too sure, its kinda complicated)… and somehow this guy can sing higher than most kids who were sopranos in my 8th grade chorus class??????? HOW IS THIS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE- TEACH ME YOUR WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS :SHAKES BY SHOULDERS RAPIDLY:

(MINOR-ISH)SPOILERS FOR LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 5

currently watching lmk season 5 rn(started watching yesterday, currently on ep. 6 as of posting this) and like

SHADOWPEACH AND DRAGONFRUIT CONTENT YIPPEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

but anyways, it’s okay so far, i think my opinion might change after watching all 10(iirc) episodes(and special, if there is one cuz idrk yet) tho. like… rn i don’t really have much of one cuz ep 1 and 2 are pretty much just uneventful for me(they set up the plot so then again idk), ep 3 and 4 show a lil bit of action/eventful stuff but overall are just meh so far(this is from what i can remember btw). but again, those are episodes from early in the season, so they obviously wouldn’t have too much goin on yet.

anyways- ep 5 gave us dragonfruit and freenoodles(i think so anyways) content, but i need more redson content now 😭😭😭😭

(also shadowpeach content was shown in the first two episodes and i assume in the episodes more closer to the end of the season too, since for at least ep 3-5 macaque ain’t there w/ the monkie kids(can’t remember if they had a group name or not so :shrug:).)

if we get a season 6, maybe there can be a (slightly)bigger focus on one of the ships? like… their relationship(kinda like how in season 5 it looks like they’re focusin a lil bit on wukong n macaque’s relationship in general is what i mean), or just a lil more content at the least.

but this is all in MY OPINION, so ya’ll might disagree yeah, just please don’t attack me for it- literally beggin whoever sees this cuz i’ve seen how some ppl in fandoms can be(…multiple shows/games/etc i like have said ppl in the fandom 😭😭)…

point is- if ya disagree, at the very least i’d like for you to keep it to yourself, if you’re not gonna say it politely and respectfully.

anyways, ya’ll have a good day/night! :D

@hallows-personal-hell

old man yaoi

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{ About Me! }

(ONLINE)NAME(S); Lolly, Alice, and Uni(ironically those last two are the names of two ocs lol. i mostly just use lolly tho so)

AGE; 14!

BIRTHDAY; August 12!

NATIONALITIES; American, Colombian, Canadian, British, and (possibly)German. Maybe something else too that I don’t know ‘bout lmao. Anyways- I’m from America, and I live in the state of Georgia(i’m just specifying because i feel the need to for no particular reason sobs). But my mom is from Colombia, while my dad is like me(in terms of where we were born I mean).

GENDER; Female(She/Her)!

SEXUALITY; Panromantic Bisexual!

INTERESTS/FANDOMS;

(Disclaimer; Some of these I’m not exactly into anymore, but I don’t mind talkin bout em or still checkin into the fandom or sum.)(A “*” will mark those.)

Warrior Cats

Wings Of Fire

UnderTale

Deltarune

Lego Monkie Kid

Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Possibly *?)

Amphibia(Possibly *?)

The Owl House(Possibly *?)

Lackadaisy

My Little Pony(Gen. 4)*

DuckTales(2017)(Possibly *?)

Avatar The Last Airbender

The Legend Of Korra

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Cuphead*

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss(note for this and HH- I think ViziePop is problematic(from what I’ve heard), so lemme just say this. With any problematic people that may be on this list now or in the future, I do not support their actions or behavior. I just like something they’ve created. So, now that I’ve said this- please don’t go attacking me. I’m just some random teenager on the internet, ya’ll probably have better things to do.)

Miraculous Ladybug(Sorta *)

She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power(Sorta *)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Pokémon

And probably more! I just don’t exactly remember all of em lol.

HOBBIES;

Drawing(I use ibisPaint X specifically!)

Writing

Reading

Playing/Watching People Play Video Games(TM)

Singing

Dancing

Theater(this and the two before this aren’t really hobbies since i do those in school already/will do those in school soon, but still)

Listening To/Playing Music(I don’t listen to anything specific but ig I like Pop and Classical? But I usually just listen to anything. In terms of musical instruments.. I own a keyboard/piano but haven’t really gotten lessons outside of a bit of them in 6th grade(and I’m goin to high school soon), so maybe I might get some soon or just try to re-teach myself. I also wanna play the violin, flute, and maybe one of those tiny harps, since the big ones are expensive.. but a gal can dream lol)

Also probably more stuff that I can’t remember sobs-

FUN FACTS;

I currently have two cats(a [few months old, not sure how old] kitten named Mia that’s nicknamed Mimi, and a 3 year old cat named Maggie that’s nicknamed Greenie(yes, after the cat treats lmao- anyways, she was born in April of 2021, we got her in Jan. of 2022, while we got Mia around… middle to late March(2024), I think. We don’t know their breeds but they’re probs American Shorthair or sum. Mia is grey n’ white while Maggie is white with black splotches, and both have yellow eyes) and two dogs(a terrier(?) named Frisk(I believe we got her in the summer of 2023? Not sure in all honesty), and a 2 and a half or so Great Pyrenees-Labrador mix named Anna(we got her in Jan. of 2022 alongside Maggie, and she was born in November of 2021). Friskis small and sand colored, while Anna is black n’ white. Both have dark brown eyes iirc)!

I’ve been drawing since.. 2021, iirc? Either that or 2022, but I remember I started drawing more in one of those years’ January’s.

I’m a gifted kid(…mostly because of my high reading level lmao- in 7th grade I had a 9th grade reading level, so I got tested for gifted n’ all. Got in by 8th, aaaand now I might be doomed in high school sobs)!

I have an older half-brother(by 17 years or so) and an almost three year-old nephew(he was born in September of 2021)!They’re pretty cool :D

I’ve also got two cousins in California! One is a year older than me, while her brother is a year younger than me. (I’ve also got some family in Canada but I’m not sure how many. Maybe I’ll see em one day?)

My three favorite colors(in general, so not specific shades) are purple, pink, and blue!

I don’t really have a favorite animal, but cats and dogs would probably share that/be the closest to my favorites.

My favorite chocolate bar is probably Crunch!

Like the “favorite animal” thing, I don’t exactly have one specific favorite ice-cream flavor. However, I’d say some of the ones I like are Mint Chocolate Chip, Chocolate, and Salted Vanilla Caramel(and possibly more).

My favorite (cold) drink is sweet tea! Favorite hot drink would be hot chocolate.

That’s it for now, but I might add more later.

PLEASE DNI IF YOU ARE (A);

Proshipper

Homophobic

Transphobic

Racist

Anti-Semitic

Xenophobic

Islamphobic

Ablest

MAP

Zoophile

Sexist

Person who supports the genocide in the Gaza Strip(or basically someone who supports Israel)

Person who supports AI art/music/etc

And anything else that may be offensive/harmful to others that I haven’t listed on here.

Anyways, I hope ya’ll got to know me a lil! I hope ya have a great day/afternoon/night, and I’ll see ya’ll on the flipside!

-Lolly.

(P.S; Please keep this blog PG-13! ik i like stuff like Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, but I’m still a minor so I’d prefer to not get too crazy or whatever. Thanks! :D)

@hallows-personal-hell look

gastolotl

…

you watch lego monkie kid too,,,

LITERALLY NOBODY I KNOW(like friends i mean) WATCHES IT(and i have been very obsessed w/ it since like.. 7th grade/two or so years ago) ANXJSJAJKAKAKJWJDHBDJAJZJ-

(but happy screaming aside, tis very cool that you also watch lmk :])

Tag game!

Tagged by @yannig! Thank you for the tag <3

Last song: Fever The Ghost - Source (love the music video for that song lol)

Favourite Colour: PURPLE MY BELOVED

Currently Watching: House of the Dragon (I'm still on the first season- don't really trust it after Game of Thrones)

Last movie: Watched Inside Out 2 today- it was fine but I had expected it to be better, didn't have the same impact as the first one imo (Also I got to watch both Spiderverse movies in theaters last weekend! <3)

Currently Reading: A Court of Thorns and Roses - it's a fantasy book with faeries (and I might have bought it because I still have some fae Hobie brainrot left after reading an amazing fic by @the-kr8tor (hope it's okay I tagged you in this- wanted to give a shout out cause I loved that fic so much <3 ) - reading this book and imagining Hobie being in it cause that's a normal thing to do right?

Sweet, Spicy, or Savoury?: Hmm gotta go with sweet I think

Relationship: I'm aroace and not looking for a partner so I'm single and plan on keeping it that way lol

Current Obsession: It's still Hobie lol (especially the Seabeast AUs we're cooking in the discord lol, I'm obsessed)

Last googled: The lyrics for Fever The Ghost- it's a good song but I can't tell what the guy is singing at some points lol

Currently working on: Way too many scenes for the Seabeast Hobie AUs lol, trying to stick to one at the time but we keep comming up with new stuff and it's hard to stay focused on only one of them lol

Tagging: @strawberrymilkmaiden @idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes @arachnix0401 and @moth-wave