You Know That Feeling You Get When You Unfollow Someone That You Really Like And Then Got The Ick From

Look at these adorable babies!(5 minutes before disaster)

a request

Voetsek is a classic ngl🤣

translations in order: pussy, shit, fuck, fuck off, fuck (verb), to hit/expression of anger or discuss.

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My baby and his bf

Vox babe, you're not beating the simp allegations at all..

Adoptive daughters and their adoptive father

Almal in Suid Africa sê voetsek vir die ma se moer😭🤣

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

They way I began to laugh so hard I began coughing just shows how fucking funny this is, we know what you are duke festion 🤨

A(sing-songing): HuSkeR!! I made you a present~

H: A present? What is it-

(Looks down to see Alastor holding a rock with googly eyes)

H: ... A rock?

A: Yes, but this is a PET rock!

H: Al, I hate to break it to ya... but it ain't the 70's anymore, and some people aren't stuck in the same era they died in.

A(purses lips): Yes, well, I put a lot of effort into this and I expect you to keep it. His name's Bartholomew.

H: You just glued googly eyes to a-

A: YOU’RE KEEPING IT

(He did, in fact, keep it. He lives on the bars counter)

I am absolutely horrified my Vivziepop.Just every shitty thing she's done,and the fact she's real is bad enough.

*cries in Alastor lover*

Some of my favorite tropes in RadioStatic fics:

Alastor cooks amazingly but WAYYYY too spicy for Vox so he begrudgingly has to make it milder for his Caucasian Pallet™️

Vox losing his shit when he finds out Alastor has a tail.

Valentino getting jealous over Alastor and Vox. Especially if there's no sex going on and Vox STILL enjoys Alastor's time more.

Vox eventually finding out Alastor is a virgin and starts losing his shit once again.

Them talking shit through radio waves.

Angel Dust asking who tops.

Charlie being happy for Alastor having a 'friend'.

Lucifer calling Vox 'the TV' (or even better 'the screen') when he starts to hang around the hotel.

Alastor and Vox scaring the shit out of everyone when they visit the other's respective home.