that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world
Almal in Suid Africa sê voetsek vir die ma se moer😭🤣
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
Tim: Bruce, I’m gay
Bruce: oh
Tim: oh?
Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on
Tim: what?
Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??
Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me
Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him
Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman
Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?
Tim: WHAT?!
Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss
Tim: again, WHAT?!
I like to think I'm funny
He can't swim </3
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
I am absolutely horrified my Vivziepop.Just every shitty thing she's done,and the fact she's real is bad enough.
*cries in Alastor lover*
Some of my favorite tropes in RadioStatic fics:
Alastor cooks amazingly but WAYYYY too spicy for Vox so he begrudgingly has to make it milder for his Caucasian Pallet™️
Vox losing his shit when he finds out Alastor has a tail.
Valentino getting jealous over Alastor and Vox. Especially if there's no sex going on and Vox STILL enjoys Alastor's time more.
Vox eventually finding out Alastor is a virgin and starts losing his shit once again.
Them talking shit through radio waves.
Angel Dust asking who tops.
Charlie being happy for Alastor having a 'friend'.
Lucifer calling Vox 'the TV' (or even better 'the screen') when he starts to hang around the hotel.
Alastor and Vox scaring the shit out of everyone when they visit the other's respective home.
made this in June 2022 but it's still very relatable and still applies to my life philosophy
(and hi again hch nation)
This is what I mean when I say babygirl
I'm just your normal Tumblr user-Feral. An Alastor lover through and through, because he's just SO ✨babygirl✨ I make ugly art and post it here,for I too have no life. She/Her Not giving my age to y'all cause...No..
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