Just Remembered How Good My Life Was When BTS World Came Out.

Just because I love my country doesn't mean I don't hate the people who live here with every inch of my heart.

The girls who bullied me in school, the pick-me teacher who had a grudge against the girls in my class, the teacher who kicked me out of his class because I didn't turn on the ceiling fan, the prime minister, my father's side of family, and the men who sent r@pe threats to a Cricketer's five year old daughter after he didn't play well in IPL they all live in this country.

I could never say I love the people of this country when the scum of the earth live here.

This is the truest thing any Naruto x Sasuke shipper has ever said. Anyone who disagrees has an attention span of less than 8 seconds and skipped every important detail of the series.

I HATE the cheating trope in fanfics. Like? Why. Why. Why would you make the love between your favorite characters an immoral and guilt-ridden one? Why would you corrupt their love that you wish for so, turn it into something akin to violence, to emotional murder? Cheating is not fun, cool, sexy. It's horrid.

YES this refers to those naruto x sasuke fics where they use sakura as a point of angst where she's the wife of sasuke. Like? Bruh. Naruto and sasuke would NEVER betray sakura like that if they knew she loved sasuke still. believe it or not, naruto, sasuke, and sakura were, and stilll are, BEST FRIENDS. COMRADES. even if they loved each other, they would wait until sasuke DIVORCED, or tell sakura first, or something. they wouldn't leave her in the dark and cheat on her and leave her to continue on loving sasuke. my god.

Hoshigaki Kisame is the dilf in Akatsuki.

He has moments where he could be your friend's hot divorced father. I can imagine him being a dad like Charlie Swan. Single, hot, a little oblivious to the things teens do, protective, and provider.

Now as much as I would buy Itachi's bath water, fill my tub with it and let my body submerge in it till I dissolve into it, Itachi is not a dilf. He is a husband.

Sure Itachi is out of my league, but Kisame is forbidden.

I have made my OC's over the course of ten years. The most recent one is name Sayumi Uchiha.

Sayumi Uchiha has dark hair, brown eyes, fair skin, and no hope or life. So I want to talk about how she came to be.

Sayumi Uchiha was originally supposed to be named Katsumi but I figured I like names starting with the letter S.

Like any of my oc's she was too overpowered. She was suppose to have a Sharingan, a byakugan, Telekinesis and Mind reading, along with Uzumaki ancestry.

Later, I decided to not make her a Hyuga and discarded the idea of her having a byakugan as it was way too much for one person to have. Same with the mind reading, it made it difficult to create obstacles for her.

I wanted to give her red hair but I created her for the sole purpose of shipping her with Gaara. So I decided to change it because they looked like siblings. I also ended up giving up on any ideas of her being a Uzumaki as I didn't know much about the clan's kekkei genkai. I also ended up switching her ship from Gaara to Itachi. I decide on a forever one-sided love on her end [he is her thirteenth cousin but it's okay because they are clan kids.]

That left her with a Uchiha and Kazeshima bloodline that gives her the Telekinesis ability. She was born in Sunagakure to a Uchiha father and a Kazeshima mother. She was found in the forest in the land of fire at the age of 6 by Konoha Jonins after her mother’s dead and was brought to the village. This led to her being taken in [not adopted] by Mikoto Uchiha, and her husband was reluctant to let her as he didn't let her take in Naruto four year prior to that.

At the beginning, I planned for her to be the lead character of my fanfiction and make Sakura the 2nd lead as her best friend but it didn't work out. I tried to make obstacles for Sayumi but she was way too strong, physically. If she was in the story it wouldn't make past six chapters as she would solo everyone. So I changed the positions and had her killed in the Uchiha Massacre.

But the thing is, she could've killed Itachi right there when she found the entire clan dead. She didn't because she lost hope and her second family. She didn't even try to fight when her beloved peirced his Katana to her heart. Rather, she gripped the blade just to twist it and make the blood gush out. In a way, she committed suicide.

This decision changed a lot of things, mainly the way I wanted to portray Sakura. I originally wanted to make her a career chunin and have her solely focused on healing as it was difficult to bring a civilian out of Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi's shadow. But she had to fill the role of the lead character of my fanfiction and it wasn't it. Having Sakura wanting to torture Itachi for Sayumi's dead was what made me write it further. Making her a person with her own ideology of art, her own creations of medical jutsus used to kill and torture, and her own goal of bringing Sayumi back to life was what I needed.

Sayumi was gifted with talent and strength since birth. She was destined to be the strongest. And she wanted nothing more than to give it away and live a normal life. She was emotionally weak. Too matured for a kid, to childish for an adult, abusing her power to get her way and not holding herself accountable for the pain caused to people. She died before she could do any real damage.

I just wish I can get enough motivation to write the fanfiction someday.

The feminine urge to go back in time and tell my mom to not marry my father.

Hiwatari Kai + Smiles (G Revolution)

Dull pain speads across my chest as I watch their name go lower in the list of recently dialed contact.

Almost all the female characters in Naruto would be great mother-in-laws. ALMOST, because I'm not so sure about Kaguya and Koharu.

In love with the fact that almost all fanfiction writers unanimously decided if Itachi Uchiha were to kidnap someone, he will feed them three square meals a day.

Mostly takeouts but he might cook for his captive as he begins to develop romantic feelings.

Nooooooooooooo. God, please no. There's so many fanfics that I didn't read 😭😭😭😭😭

Is fanfiction.net down?