I'm At The Point Of My Weight-gain Journey Where I Wish Water Had Calories.

"You're so ugly, even the Uchiha genes couldn't save you."

- Sayumi Uchiha [my oc in my daydreams]

In love with the fact that almost all fanfiction writers unanimously decided if Itachi Uchiha were to kidnap someone, he will feed them three square meals a day.

Mostly takeouts but he might cook for his captive as he begins to develop romantic feelings.

Let her shoot everyone in Studio Periott or whatever it's called.

The feminine urge to go back in time and tell my mom to not marry my father.

This is the truest thing any Naruto x Sasuke shipper has ever said. Anyone who disagrees has an attention span of less than 8 seconds and skipped every important detail of the series.

I HATE the cheating trope in fanfics. Like? Why. Why. Why would you make the love between your favorite characters an immoral and guilt-ridden one? Why would you corrupt their love that you wish for so, turn it into something akin to violence, to emotional murder? Cheating is not fun, cool, sexy. It's horrid.

YES this refers to those naruto x sasuke fics where they use sakura as a point of angst where she's the wife of sasuke. Like? Bruh. Naruto and sasuke would NEVER betray sakura like that if they knew she loved sasuke still. believe it or not, naruto, sasuke, and sakura were, and stilll are, BEST FRIENDS. COMRADES. even if they loved each other, they would wait until sasuke DIVORCED, or tell sakura first, or something. they wouldn't leave her in the dark and cheat on her and leave her to continue on loving sasuke. my god.

Winter makes me feel a certain kind of way. The season has seen me at my worst. The worst point of my "bieber-fever", worst phase of my tween years' longing for requited love and worst nights of my school days when I wanted nothing more than to escape the walls of my house past my strict parents and be with my friends. It always seemed as if everything got worse in winter. My loneliness, my desperation, my health (both physical and mental) and my hopeless daydreaming (sometimes it's nightdreaming). That has always made me sad because the cold mist of winter also makes me happy. It's sad to me because every year, I don't get to enjoy such a beautiful season as I get pulled or pushed down to the lowest point of my year again and again.

But winter also bring me hope. A hope that things will get better 'maybe this time'. Even if it doesn't, another thing will remain constant. I will continue to look out of my window at cold nights and gaze at the dreamy lights shining in the mist, again. I will continue to let it fill me with the feeling of nostalgia for the things that never happened, to fill me with anemoia, again. I will continue to hope for the best. Again.

No matter how much this unrequited, forbidden love hurts me. The truth is, I want to want him. I don't wish to move on. I'm scared of growing into a person who doesn't love him as much as I do today.

Hoshigaki Kisame is the dilf in Akatsuki.

He has moments where he could be your friend's hot divorced father. I can imagine him being a dad like Charlie Swan. Single, hot, a little oblivious to the things teens do, protective, and provider.

Now as much as I would buy Itachi's bath water, fill my tub with it and let my body submerge in it till I dissolve into it, Itachi is not a dilf. He is a husband.

Sure Itachi is out of my league, but Kisame is forbidden.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

My parents trying their best to not make me look bad infront of father's side of family:

Kakashi: Mi kids are doing great

Kakashi: Naruto is travelling the world with a sanin

Kakashi: Sakura is learning to fight like the Hokage

Kakashi: And Sasuke has joined a cult!

Kakashi:

Kakashi: As a high rank